Hot Air Balloons are for fun.....and falling.

Started by PhillyPhanInDC, October 31, 2005, 12:28:12 PM

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PhillyPhanInDC

October 31, 2005, 12:28:12 PM
Ha.



From CNN:

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Woman falls after dangling from hot air balloon

BETHLEHEM TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (AP) -- A woman helping her husband launch his hot-air balloon was critically injured when her leg got caught in a rope and she was pulled up into the air and fell through the roof of a barn.

Kathleen J. Long, 53, of Phillipsburg, was in critical condition Monday morning at St. Luke's Hospital in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. The accident happened Sunday in Bethlehem Township, New Jersey.

It was not clear how Long's leg got caught in the rope. Witnesses say she dangled from it for a short time and passed through several tree tops before she was knocked off.

She then fell about 50 feet and crashed through the barn roof, officials said.
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rjs246

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October 31, 2005, 12:41:05 PM
Nuke humans!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#2
October 31, 2005, 01:54:55 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 31, 2005, 12:41:05 PM
Nuke humans!

Every single one of 'em, please.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Feva

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October 31, 2005, 04:42:19 PM
QuoteWitnesses say she dangled from it for a short time and passed through several tree tops before she was knocked off.
She then fell about 50 feet and crashed through the barn roof, officials said.
That's a tough bitch.
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rjs246

#4
October 31, 2005, 04:44:06 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 31, 2005, 04:42:19 PM
That's a dumb bitch who should be dragged out into the street and shot in the face so that there is no chance of reproduction.

I knew what you meant.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#5
October 31, 2005, 05:12:32 PM
She doesn't need her face for reproduction.

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rjs246

#6
October 31, 2005, 05:57:09 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 05:12:32 PM
She doesn't need her face for reproduction.

I'm sure she makes mouth-babies all the time. The stupid ones always do. God bless 'em.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#7
October 31, 2005, 06:34:01 PM
She only needs her face if she's in the movie Alien. Maybe Aliens. And even then I don't think the face huggers really care.

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stillupfront

#8
October 31, 2005, 06:34:22 PM
You guys are sick!


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PhillyPhanInDC

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October 31, 2005, 07:49:00 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 06:34:01 PM
She only needs her face if she's in the movie Alien. Maybe Aliens. And even then I don't think the face huggers really care.

Nah man. The face huggers were total throat fargers. They could probably just cope with a bloody stump.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

hbionic

#10
November 01, 2005, 05:40:04 AM
If you have sex in a hot air balloon while airborne, does that qualify you into the mile high club? Or is there a separate club for that?

Balloon Bangers?
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