Eagles sign Cortez release France

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 01:40:34 PM

You ain't got the balls, and if you ever tried it you'd be dead soon after.

rjs246 · October 26, 2005, 01:41:31 PM

Get a room.

Feva · October 26, 2005, 01:42:03 PM

No... but my mama does. She'll beat dat ass.

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 01:42:06 PM

I'd kill you too while I was at it.

rjs246 · October 26, 2005, 01:43:46 PM

Wah wah wah.

EJ72 · October 26, 2005, 02:54:22 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 01:15:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM
rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.

Not true. Kickers need to keep their mouths shut and be glad that they even have a job in the NFL. Now if he goes the extra mile and shoots TO with a nail gun I may change my attitude.

Just think how lucky this schmuck is. The only reason he has a job is our extra kicker went down in camp in California. He was working as a roofer, and because he was local, we brought him in. Then Cundiff goes down, and because Cortez was actually decent in camp, he sticks. He's finally let go, but goes less about a day before being signed again. So he goes from roofing work to making around $200K so far this season. He said himself after he was let go that he was surprised to get the call in the first place.

Like him or not, somebody's sure looking out for him.

ice grillin you · October 26, 2005, 03:41:01 PM

just heard akers ruled out for this week...cortez will kick fg's....warm fuzzies abound

rjs246 · October 26, 2005, 03:42:19 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 03:41:01 PM
just heard akers ruled out for this week...cortez will kick fg's....warm fuzzies abound

farging fantastic! Hooray! I hate all of you.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2005, 04:08:45 PM

The line on the game just changed by exactly 3 points.

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 04:17:19 PM

It's okay, Reid will just pass on every 4th down inside the 30.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM

Father Demon · October 26, 2005, 05:02:46 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM

That's exactly what Chuugie looked like in Kansas City, except this dude is missing a might crazy lid....

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 05:02:56 PM

Somebody shoot him. And Cortez, too.

ice grillin you · October 26, 2005, 05:03:16 PM

hahaha...dook looks like an actor playing a football player in 'radio' or some other abomination of a movie

WEST is GOD · October 26, 2005, 05:04:42 PM

Quote"I was impressed with what I saw [when we played] against Dallas," head coach Andy Reid. "We felt very comfortable with him. He has a very strong leg."

I knew Andy was going to say that. He always seems to sign players that do good against us, but shtein against everyone else like Mccants.