Eagles sign Cortez release France

Sgt PSN · October 26, 2005, 11:45:58 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 10:37:08 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 10:35:53 AM
By comparison? Hell yeah it is...

farg no its not. Frankly, no team gets my man love like the Skins get the man love. I love the taterskins.

Wow.

rjs246 · October 26, 2005, 11:56:31 AM

Hilariouser and hilariouser.

TexasEagle · October 26, 2005, 12:51:31 PM

Quote from: bobbyinlondon on October 26, 2005, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: mikey418 on October 26, 2005, 08:39:03 AM
As funny as it may sound....I think Dallas may go out and get France. Would be funny to see him and Cortez on the sidelines in that MNF game....

Parcells won't pick up France--for the SAME REASON the Eagles let him go. Do you think Parcells would be happy for teams to set up shop on the 30-40 yardlines after a KO? France had 4 KOs that landed outside of the 10 IN ONE GAME--Reid and Co. are trying to improve that facet of the game--at least until Akers is healthy enough too do that, which might not be until December.

Yeah, I'm a little surprised but not all that bothered by this news. After all the shorty kicks that France did if Cortez can just reach the 5 that'd be a great thing to see. After France's kick as the end of the Sandy game barely, BARELY reached the 10 I was cursing him since Sandy got great field position since it's a clear 15 yards before an Eagles cover guy even got in the screen.

And 8 pages over a kicker... sheesh.

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 12:52:45 PM

And we're not even close to done yet.

TexasEagle · October 26, 2005, 12:56:13 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 12:52:45 PM
And we're not even close to done yet.

Yeah, what's the Westbrook thread at, 18?

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 01:01:17 PM

Things will really pick up when Akers gets hurt again.

TexasEagle · October 26, 2005, 01:03:02 PM

Fan_Since_64 · October 26, 2005, 01:05:45 PM

Quote from: TexasEagle on October 26, 2005, 12:51:31 PM

And 8 pages over a kicker... sheesh.

True, but we managed to work Neil Young into the thread.

Feva · October 26, 2005, 01:07:17 PM

And it'll really kick into overdrive the first time Cortez calls TO out for "doggin' it".

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM

Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 01:07:17 PM
And it'll really kick into overdrive the first time Cortez calls TO out for "doggin' it".

rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.

Cortez has now played for all 4 NFC East teams. What a lucky guy.

rjs246 · October 26, 2005, 01:15:48 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM
rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.

Not true. Kickers need to keep their mouths shut and be glad that they even have a job in the NFL. Now if he goes the extra mile and shoots TO with a nail gun I may change my attitude.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2005, 01:18:10 PM

He would definitely know how to use a nail gun. It's innate for his people.

Feva · October 26, 2005, 01:29:16 PM

It's a shame Cortez didn't last longer in Dallas. Him being in the roofing biz and all that, he could have fixed the top of the shteinhole they play in. God woulda been pissed.

General_Failure · October 26, 2005, 01:38:24 PM

I was shot with a nailgun this summer. It's not that bad.

Feva · October 26, 2005, 01:39:18 PM

Keep fargin' with me... it'll happen again.