It's an unsolved mystery

[stillupfront]

I put on a clean shirt this morning. I ate nothing. There is a ketchup stain on my chest. How did it get there? I am perplexed. I am very confused.

[mussa]

were u eating out your lady whens shes ragin?

[Sgt PSN]

He said he ate nothing. 

You sure it's ketchup and not one of your neighbors shooting you in the chest with a sniper rifle?

[General_Failure]

We're  not that lucky.

[stillupfront]

He said he ate nothing. 

You sure it's ketchup and not one of your neighbors shooting you in the chest with a sniper rifle?

That could explain the dot of light I saw on my chest a little while ago. My neighbor across the street hates me. I try to make his life miserable on a consistent basis. Funny thing is, I get along with everyone else. This one family just pisses me off.

[Sgt PSN]

We're not that lucky.

Maybe we would be if you moved across the street from him. 

[stillupfront]

What did I do to you guys to illicit this type of response?

[General_Failure]

Did you log on this morning?

[Sgt PSN]

[SD_Eagle5]

Beer and cold pizza make for a fabulous Sunday morning breakfast.

[QB Eagles]