Eagles/Cowturds predicitons

Started by MURP, October 06, 2005, 12:33:30 PM

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PhillyGirl

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 09:41:15 PM
Cowboys 47    Little Girl Feagles  0

McNabb's lame butt is beaten to a pulp first play from scrimmage by Roy Williams.   T.O. cries like the little whiney b#$ch he is because he knows how it feels to be shown up on nationl TV by Roy Williams.  Julius runs wild on your D and Bledsoe has a career day.  Your Whimpy EAGLES are nothing - nothing - nothing and they are not even close to being the best team in the NFL.  Not saying the Cowboys are the best - yet- but they will beat the Eagles.  By the way, I know ya'll are smoking crack (well, you have your noses up McFagg - oops McNabbs arse), but the Colts would stomp a mud hole in your arse.

Oh yeah, and about letting the Cowboy's live in our past glory - how many SuperBowls has your pathetic team won......ha ha ha ha.....everyone knows that answer.

Jesus Christ....are you 12? The might be the worst, most immature attempt at smack talk I've seen in a while. Crap, can someone come over here with a shred of football knowledge and humor? Just one opposing team's fan, that's all I ask.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

lambert10

Please let T.O. try to dance on our Star...this time Roy Williams will be hitting his little girl arse! bye bye - end of his worthless career.  At least you wont have to worry about getting beat in the Super Bowl, because you may not even make it to the playoffs.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 09:53:31 PM
Please let T.O. try to dance on our Star...this time Roy Williams will be hitting his little girl arse! bye bye - end of his worthless career.  At least you wont have to worry about getting beat in the Super Bowl, because you may not even make it to the playoffs.

Exactly what has Roy Williams done (legally, that is) to the Eagles to warrant any kind of shteintalk like this? Tiny Brian Westbrook broke his weak ass arm tackles and ran right over him into the end zone. TO has DESTROYED the Cowboys with Roy Williams on the team. What exactly are you getting at that has a shred of validity to it? You have not one fact to back up your shtein talk, so can it little boy.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Geowhizzer

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 09:41:15 PM
Cowboys 47    Little Girl Feagles  0

McNabb's lame butt is beaten to a pulp first play from scrimmage by Roy Williams.   T.O. cries like the little whiney b#$ch he is because he knows how it feels to be shown up on nationl TV by Roy Williams.  Julius runs wild on your D and Bledsoe has a career day.  Your Whimpy EAGLES are nothing - nothing - nothing and they are not even close to being the best team in the NFL.  Not saying the Cowboys are the best - yet- but they will beat the Eagles.  By the way, I know ya'll are smoking crack (well, you have your noses up McFagg - oops McNabbs arse), but the Colts would stomp a mud hole in your arse.

Oh yeah, and about letting the Cowboy's live in our past glory - how many SuperBowls has your pathetic team won......ha ha ha ha.....everyone knows that answer.

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1.  Disguise foul language:  check
2.  Misspell common word:  check (national)
3.  Make outrageous claims about what your players will do:  check
4.  Use hick phraseology:  check (y'all)
5.  Clever use of "you're on drugs" reference:  check
6.  Clever changing of name to "insult" player:  check
7.  Bring up number of "Super Bowls" completely ignoring NFL history before 1967:  check

Good job, rube!  You have just about everything that you need to excel at making a fool out of yourself.   :yay

General_Failure


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SD_Eagle5

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 09:53:31 PM
Please let T.O. try to dance on our Star...this time Roy Williams will be hitting his little girl arse! bye bye - end of his worthless career.  At least you wont have to worry about getting beat in the Super Bowl, because you may not even make it to the playoffs.




I see what you mean, Williams looks pretty ferocious here. I'm surprised TO is still alive.

lambert10

Hmmmm, what has Roy Williams done? Well, for starters he knocked T.O.'s wimpy whiney little arse out of the game last time.  Little T.O. couldn't even take a hit.....and he wont be able to stand it this weekend either.  I wish he would jump on our star this weekend and see what happens, but he wont be able to find the ball, let alone score a T.D.  Westbrook = overrated!  Westbrook has how many 1000 yard rushing seasons?  You wont be able to throw on our secondary, so what ya gonna do, run Westbrook  -  oh please do!

Bring a snot rag when you watch the game, I would hate for someone to slip and fall on their tears when you watch your Feagles getting beat.  This is the beginning of the end to your season.

General_Failure

Roy Williams hits people? Since when?

The man. The myth. The legend.

MURP

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 11:15:57 PM
Westbrook = overrated!


yeah, take a look at what your own team said sucker.   

Quote"Westbrook is probably the most underrated player in the game," said Cowboys defensive end Greg Ellis.

"I can't say enough good things about Westbrook," Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells said on Wednesday at Valley Ranch. "I think he's one of the very best players in the National Football League.    link




MDS

1. He didn't knock him out. He horse-collar tackled him. It's an illegal tackle now, and should've been last year. If he would've actually hit him legally, you would have an arguement.

2. TO has taken plenty of hits over the course of his career, in fact, he's taken some tough ones in the past 2 games.

3. TO jumped on the star like 5 years ago. If you don't want him to do his fancy touchdown dances, then don't let him score.

4. Westbrook is now in his second season of starting. He is what people like to call a double threat. He is more effective out in the flat (if you know what the means) so he gets space in the open field. Also, he has carried the ball about 3 times this year because we don't run.

5. I recall San Francisco throwing all over your secondary. Seeing that McNabb threw for 300 yards 3 games in a row, and the fact that we put a 45 spot up in Dallas last year, I don't forsee any problems throwing the ball against the vaunted Cowboy secondary.

6. Snot rag? Feagles? Jeff Feagles blowing his nose? Make sense, govna.
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lambert10

It is gonna be so great seeing McFag crying on the stretcher as he is being taken off the field.  I still laugh when I see signs of T.O. injured last year.........I hope Roy Williams does everyone (including your Eagles) a favor and knocks T.O. out with a Career ending injury.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 11:34:41 PM
It is gonna be so great seeing McFag crying on the stretcher as he is being taken off the field.  I still laugh when I see signs of T.O. injured last year.........I hope Roy Williams does everyone (including your Eagles) a favor and knocks T.O. out with a Career ending injury.

Let me guess, you whine and cry about the Eagles fans during Irvin's injury.

Oh wait, nevermind....you were what, like 3 when that happened?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

DH

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Feva

Quote from: lambert10 on October 06, 2005, 11:34:41 PM
It is gonna be so great seeing McFag crying on the stretcher as he is being taken off the field.  I still laugh when I see signs of T.O. injured last year.........I hope Roy Williams does everyone (including your Eagles) a favor and knocks T.O. out with a Career ending injury.
It's like Deja vu... all over again!  :-D


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