FARG DALLAS

[T_Section224]

i tried my best, sometimes my best isn't good enough.

[MadMarchHare]

One of the fastest ways I know of making him flame out.  Further proof it must be true.

[Rome]

farging owned.

[Rome]

Apologies to PG... I just noticed you posted a smaller version of the picture above in another thread.

Still kicks ass, though, especially considering who's doing the kneeing in the shot.

[MURP]

[General_Failure]

Is that a price tag on his neck brace?

[MURP]

[MDS]

Awsome picture.

[lambert10]

But not as good as the pictures of T.O. crying last year after he was knocked out of the game.....Oh, you don't remember that, well tune in Sunday and see it again.

[PhillyGirl]

But not as good as the pictures of T.O. crying last year after he was knocked out of the game.....Oh, you don't remember that, well tune in Sunday and see it again.

Eat shtein.

[SD_Eagle5]

Drew Bledsoe Drinking Game     
Drew Bledsoe has inspired a new drinking game.  The rules are simple, and you're guaranteed to be as falling down drunk as Jerry Jones' plastic surgeon must be every time Jerry goes under the knife.

1.  Anytime the commentator says Drew is under pressure or is being hurried, take a shot.

2.  Every time Drew is sacked, take a shot.

3.  Every time Drew is sacked and fumbles, take 2 shots.

** Now remember, even seasoned drinkers would be likely to black out within the first quarter, so know your limits and drink responsibly. **

[SD_Eagle5]

Larry Brown

2002: arrested and charged with writing bad checks at Las Vegas casinos

Antonio Bryant

2001: arrested and accused of using a plane ticket purchased with a stolen credit card

2001: arrested on disorderly conduct charge after a run-in with a campus policeman over a parking ticket

Leonardo Carson

2004: received 30 days in jail after pleading guilty to trespassing and unlawful imprisonment.

Quincy Carter

2004: cut from the Cowboys after allegedly testing positive for illegal substance (rumored to be cocaine)

Shante Carver

1996: suspended for violating league substance abuse by-laws

Cory Fleming

1995: suspended for violating league drug policy

Dwayne Goodrich

2003: sentenced to 7½ years in prison and fined $20,000 for a hit-and-run accident that killed two men in January

Darren Hambrick

1999: charged with fleeing a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer without violence. The arresting deputy reported a "a very strong odor of unburned marijuana" inside the pickup truck.

Bob Hayes

1979: served 10 months in prison for delivering narcotics to an undercover police officer

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson

1979: cut from the Cowboys because of drug problems

1983: arrested after smoking crack cocaine with two teenage girls; police said he threatened the girls with a pistol, sexually assaulted one of them, and held them against their will; he served 28 months in jail

Clayton Holmes

1995: suspended for a year following a positive drug test, reportedly for cocaine

Antonio Hutson

2000: arrested on an outstanding warrant (for failure to appear in court) after being stopped for speeding; additionally, police found a pistol in his car- Hutson did not have a permit to carry the gun

Michael Irvin

1996: charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana, felony possession of cocaine

1997: accused by a 23-year-old Dallas woman of holding a gun to her head while teammate Erik Williams and a third (unidentified) man raped her

1998: reportedly sliced teammate Everett McIver's neck in a fight during training camp; McIver was said to have been paid off by Jerry Jones to not bring charges against Irvin

2000: charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana

2001: charged with felony possession of cocaine

Keyshawn Johnson

2004: ordered to stay away from ex-wife's boyfriend for allegedly threatening to kill him
Jerry Jones

1998: reportedly paid Everett McIver not to bring charges against Michael Irvin for an incident in which Irvin sliced McIver's neck with a pair of scissors

1999: jailed on a charge of fleeing the scene of a traffic stop

Leon Lett

1996: one-year suspension for a second violation of the NFL's drug policy.

Harvey Martin

1996: jailed on domestic violence and cocaine charges

Nate Newton

2001: arrested in Louisiana after police said they found 213 pounds of marijuana in a van he was driving

Solomon Page

2000: charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing police

Lance Rentzel

1970: arrested for exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl

1973: pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana

Derek Ross

2001: charged with speeding, furnishing false information and driving under a suspended license

Deion Sanders

1996: arrested for fishing in an off-limits Florida airport lake

2003: sued by auto body shop owner after he only paid $1,500 of a nearly $4,300 bill. He claimed that Jesus told him he only needed to pay $1,500

Rafael Septien

1987: convicted on an indecency charge with a minor

Alonzo Spellman

1998: arrested on outstanding weapons warrant

2002: arrested on charges of drunk driving, driving with a suspended license, and destroying property

2002: arrested for ransacking his brother's house; charged with making terrorist threats, criminal mischief and hindering apprehension

2002: pleaded guilty to interfering with a flight crew

Mark Stepnoski

President of Texas NORML (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws); admitted to using marijuana while playing for the Dallas Cowboys

Barry Switzer

1997: arrested for carrying a loaded revolver in his carry-on bag at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

Mark Tuinei

1999: died from drug overdose

Dimitrius Underwood

2000: arrested for reckless driving

2003: found mentally incompetent to stand trial on charges he robbed a man in a wheelchair; charged in November with one count of robbery and an assault count for allegedly punching an Irving police officer in an altercation

Erik Williams

1994: received two years' probation on a misdemeanor drunken driving offense

1995: accused of sexually assaulting a 17 year old girl at his North Dallas home

1997: accused of rape by a 23-year-old Dallas woman

Sherman Williams

2000: convicted of charges of conspiracy and attempting to possess marijuana in a multi-state operation

2001: pleaded guilty to charges of passing counterfeit currency

Peppi Zellner

2003: charged with possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute

[DutchBird]

Good morning, and FARG DALLAS !

[Feva]

But not as good as the pictures of T.O. crying last year after he was knocked out of the game.....Oh, you don't remember that, well tune in Sunday and see it again.

I'm sorry.  Whenever I think of T.O. versus the cowgirls, this is the only image that comes to mind.  Look at him... you can almost hear him screaming...


FARG DALLAS!

[Sgt PSN]