Nerd it up with a time-wasting game

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Okay, which one of you is PoopMcCrap and why did you molest one of my alt characters in the garden?

She's a dirty farmgirl and she wanted it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ye have encountered Everquest Junkie which lunges at ye with 1337 Sp34k!

D00d U pwned that guy!
Ye have slain Everquest Junkie!

w0ot.

[mussa]

i signed up as Farmboy PoundsMeat
i have no time to play today

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

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Farmboy PhattyBignuts encountered strange powerz in th' ferest, an' was not seen again.

Sucker.

[MURP]

Hail Farmboy SlayerTaint

[General_Failure]

Ye have encountered Chili Chef which lunges at ye with Insanity Peppers!

Also, did I just see a farmboy named fifthbaseman?

[MURP]

You have encountered Huge Bald Programmer which lunges at you with Shining Forehead!

[rjs246]

Ye have encountered Chili Chef which lunges at ye with Insanity Peppers!

Also, did I just see a farmboy named fifthbaseman?

No!

[MURP]

You have encountered Willie the Wonder Hampster which lunges at you with Nuclear Sunflower Seeds!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

All kinds of activity!  So, who's Farmboy Scrotum?

Farmboy SlayerTaint has challenged their master, Guth an' lost!
"I'm really goin' t' enjoy this new Adze that Farmboy SlayerTaint had," exclaimed Guth.
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Farmgirl DavidBell has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Farmgirl DavidBell has been gone fer a while, matey, an' those who have looked fer her do not come back.
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Farmboy Scrotum has been defeated in th' graveyard by Th' Ghost o' Stalin.
"My ego can't take much more o' this bruising!" exclaims Farmboy Scrotum.
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Farmboy Scrotum was last seen aboard a small boat.
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Farmboy PhattyBignuts defeated Farmgirl brindel in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
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Farmboy SlayerTaint has defeated his master, Glynyc t' advance t' level 4 after 2 days!!
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Farmboy ElJefe defeated Farmboy Hellfire in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
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Farmboy PoopMcCrap has defeated his master, Celith t' advance t' level 12 after 21 days!!
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Farmboy GFailure has been defeated in th' graveyard by Sorcerous Vampire.
"Just wait fer me revenge, Sorcerous Vampire. It will be swift!" Farmboy GFailure declares.
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Farmboy PhattyBignuts has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Farmboy PoopMcCrap defeated Farmboy SirGeo in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
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Farmboy GFailure has been slain when that scalliwag encountered Th' Green Dragon! His bones now litter th' cave entrance, just like th' bones o' those who came befere.
"I'm really goin' t' enjoy this new A Knowin' Grin that Farmboy GFailure had," exclaimed Th' Green Dragon.
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Farmboy PhattyBignuts has been slain in th' ferest by Vampire in Bat Form.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmboy PhattyBignuts screams in frustration.
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Farmboy GFailure has defeated his master, matey, Yoresh t' advance t' level 15 after 31 days!!

[NGM]

Ye have encountered Carrot Top which lunges at ye with Phone Company Slogans!
That has got t' be th' most satisfyin' kill ye ever made.

Damn Straight.

[Geowhizzer]

Ye have encountered Gary Larson which lunges at ye with Strange Cartoons!

Ye still don't get it.
Ye have slain Gary Larson!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

SlayerTaint wants in to Butte Sect.

[MURP]

i went to the church, gave em some money, and they give me negative hit points and defense.  serves me right. 

[rjs246]

So, uh, I think I used up all my turns, or something. When can I get more turns, or whatever.