Week 2 Haiku

[Zanshin]

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for 

Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies

I added a syllable, you Haiku pansy

Now it's one of those special 8/10/4 Haikus you hear so much about.

[sallad selgae]

Hank Fraley Will Need
Extra Donuts So That He
Can Block More Better

[General_Failure]

The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly

A   "I have nothing to contribute"    Haiku ?? 
Impressive   

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for 

You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off

[Wingspan]

The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly

A   "I have nothing to contribute"    Haiku ?? 
Impressive   

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for 

You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Getting on topic...
The 49ers suck balls
We better win big

[rjs246]

Kevan Barlow shteins the bed
Frank Gore takes over
Trotter eats both of their heads

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Is a 5-5-7 considered an acceptable "thinking outside the box" haiku?

[QB Eagles]

NFC West teams
Can only defeat other
NFC West teams

[Ploobus]

Terrel Owens b*tch
Complains more than little girl
Worse than Warren Sapp

[shorebird]

Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch

[Ploobus]

Eagles have no wins
Power Ranking sucks, will be
Laughing stock of league

[Ploobus]

shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know

[Geowhizzer]

Ploobus making friends
Left and right on Concrete Field
Party at his house!

[PhillyGirl]

shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know

GF, I smell another ban.

[Ploobus]

Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch

A ban?  I was simply replying to this post.  But hey, I would expect nothing less...