Vma Bling vomit rant

RezRob · August 30, 2005, 12:50:23 PM

Is anyone else sick of this bling bullshtein trend. The VMAs continued the barf

trend with Diddy dancing around like a jakass with his 500+ carats of diamonds on. The same with Kanye "Jesus' West and Paris Hilton and the rest. Get over it already. Owww shiny rocks! That money around their necks could house about 200 families or more. What's more "christian" than adorning the crucifixion with stones mined by slaves in mines in some mud hut region. It's been around forever but now and again it annoys the piss outta me.

Gee I hope today I can slave all day for 5 cents so Puffy can get a new pinky ring, and Kanye can sell another Jesus.

MURP · August 30, 2005, 01:05:57 PM

If you choose to watch the VMA's you deserve it, no?

rjs246 · August 30, 2005, 01:07:28 PM

Usually the VMAs are entertaining in a spectacle kind of way. This year they sucked donkey colon.

Rome · August 30, 2005, 01:22:06 PM

Except for Kelly... she was teh hott.

rjs246 · August 30, 2005, 01:32:14 PM

Runny-egg nipples, dude.

T_Section224 · August 30, 2005, 01:50:15 PM

i can't get enough of the runny-egg nipples line, it may have replaced barking at her cheerio as my favorite now.

RezRob · August 30, 2005, 01:54:57 PM

Quote from: MURP on August 30, 2005, 01:05:57 PM
If you choose to watch the VMA's you deserve it, no?

Yeah you're right. My TV alternatives are usually ESPN & Com Central. I can only take so many S.Park re-runs and TO babble.

Yeti · August 30, 2005, 02:56:05 PM

Those slaves do pretty good, they smuggle diamonds out in their ass.

General_Failure · August 30, 2005, 02:57:54 PM

Sure, but if they're caught they get raped to death with a giant diamond wang.

rjs246 · August 30, 2005, 02:58:32 PM

Ironic rape deaths are the best!

General_Failure · August 30, 2005, 02:59:04 PM

Only because they're so rare.

Phanatic · August 30, 2005, 02:59:58 PM

Quote from: T_Section224 on August 30, 2005, 01:50:15 PM
i can't get enough of the runny-egg nipples line, it may have replaced barking at her cheerio as my favorite now.

If someone comes up with a graphic for this one I'm not sure I want to see it...

rjs246 · August 30, 2005, 03:10:15 PM

Now I WANT someone to come up with a graphic.

rjs246 · August 30, 2005, 03:16:18 PM

Quote from: JailBird-man on August 30, 2005, 12:50:23 PM

How did I manage to miss the life-sized iced-out Jesus head?! The son of God knows how to bling, bitches.

General_Failure · August 30, 2005, 03:18:38 PM

I'm glad that Jesus finally decided to go blonde. It's a good look for him.