The Emperor's coming tomorrow

[SD_Eagle5]

Yup, that's right, Dubya will be aboard my ship tomorrow.  He'll be making some speech about the anniversary of the Victory in Japan and the war in Iraq. The speech will probably take place on the pier, though. There's a big time sweat ex aboard my ship. I'm being forced to be in attendance, though I refuse to applause  Liberty expires at 0500 tomorrow 

JERJERROD
               Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure.
               We're honored by your presence.

                              VADER
               You may dispense with the pleasantries,
               Commander. I'm here to put you back on
               schedule.

     The commander turns ashen and begins to shake.

                              JERJERROD
               I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working
               as fast as they can.

                              VADER
               Perhaps I can find new ways to
               motivate them.

                              JERJERROD
               I tell you, this station will be operational
               as planned.

                              VADER
               The Emperor does not share your
               optimistic appraisal of the situation.

                              JERJERROD
               But he asks the impossible. I need more men.

                              VADER
               Then perhaps you can tell him when he
               arrives.

                              JERJERROD (aghast)
               The Emperor's coming here?

                              VADER
               That is correct, Commander. And he is most
               displeased with your apparent lack of
               progress.

                              JERJERROD
               We shall double our efforts.

                              VADER
               I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The
               Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

[Diomedes]

Show enough respect to stay out of trouble.  If that means clapping, do it.   You've got too much at stake to be singled out as not being a patriot, not supporting the holy Bush, not eagerly slurping down the bull shtein he's selling.  Wait until you're out to start acting like you think for yourself.

[Sgt PSN]

You're a loser for one of the following reasons:

1.  You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.

or

2.  You know where to find it. 



Regardless, have fun tomorrow and don't forget to bring your "Texas Sucks" flag with you. 

[SD_Eagle5]

You're a loser for one of the following reasons:

1.  You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.

or

2.  You know where to find it. 





Regardless, have fun tomorrow and don't forget to bring your "Texas Sucks" flag with you. 

Wasn't hard to find 

It should be interesting, I'm not a fan of his by any means, but it's a rare experience so I'm gonna make the best of it.

Show enough respect to stay out of trouble. If that means clapping, do it. You've got too much at stake to be singled out as not being a patriot, not supporting the holy Bush, not eagerly slurping down the bull shtein he's selling. Wait until you're out to start acting like you think for yourself.

You're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice. 

[Wingspan]

You're a loser for one of the following reasons:

1.  You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.

or

2.  You know where to find it. 

i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago 

[Sgt PSN]

You're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice.

Yeah, as long as you don't boo and throw batteries at him you should be fine. 

[SD_Eagle5]

You're a loser for one of the following reasons:

1.  You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.

or

2.  You know where to find it. 

i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago 

NICE!

[Sgt PSN]

i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago

You are one pathetic loser. 

[Diomedes]

You're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice.

I still wouldn't take the chance.  That guy and those who support him wouldn't think twice to nail someone they percieve as disloyal.  But you know what you're doing, so nevermind me. 

[Rome]

Still cracks me up...


Jackass.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I have nothing to contribute.

[Geowhizzer]

From Sloganizer:

George W. Bush makes your day.

Take it to heart, SD. 

[Rome]

I have nothing to contribute.

10-4 good buddy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I just farted.

[General_Failure]

holy Bush