2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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Bigskinbauer

GO TERPS

General_Failure


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PhillyPhanInDC

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Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 24, 2005, 04:18:10 PM
Quote from: twatson on October 24, 2005, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 24, 2005, 01:46:39 PM
Stats mean everything

QuoteHow about that for some triplets?

With a QB rating of 98.3, Brunell is the top rated QB in the NFC. He's tied for third overall with Peyton Manning league wide.

Moss is the #1 WR in yards (743).

Portis is ranked 8th overall in rushing yards (544). At this pace, he's on track for 1451 yards.

Not too bad.

Yeah, especially 4-2.

The 'Skins have the 2nd ranked offense in the league despite playing 3 of the top 10 defenses, and the 4th ranked D despite playing 3 of the top 10 offenses.  They have also played the 6th hardest schedule thus far.  They're the only team in the NFL to have both units ranked in the top 5 and only Indy has both in the top 10 (defense is 6th and offense is 8th).  I'm not saying this team is the best or anything but we are certainly a team that can contend for a playoff spot.

don't worry about it, save your breath.  There is no need to show any reason for anything you say to these people.   Remember they think we will score 3 points against the 30th defense in the league.  I see the taterskins having a hell of a hard time in NY but i do think they have a better chance against the eagles at home.  I am hoping to win 2 of the next 3, that would be pretty good. 


That just about farging says it. Why the farg are you here anyway? To talk football or to just try instigate arguements? Why spend your time here with us people? Go farging hang out  at ILuvMeSumGibbsProtienShake.net or IHeartTongueDouchingArt'sAssForKicks.com. farging idiot.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

MDS

basically all i heard was that gibbs man juice tastes good and that greg williams' taint is constantley in skins fans mouth
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

gibbs man juice tastes good

extremeskins is so bad that if you posted that on there youd be labeled a hater...bar none is the most homertastic board of any team in any sport on the internet

its beyond sickening
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Bigskinbauer

Quote from: ice grillin you on October 24, 2005, 05:13:29 PM
gibbs man juice tastes good

extremeskins is so bad that if you posted that on there youd be labeled a hater...bar none is the most homertastic board of any team in any sport on the internet

its beyond sickening
that is the reason why the taterskins picked up extremeskins.  THey are "homertastic" and the local media is not.  Snyder is tired of dumb media so he picked up the biggest homers he could find to write columns about how good the taterskins are and in return these homers get to stand on the sidelines and have free roam over the stadium.  I find it funny people here actually care about the opinions of extreme, they are self proclaimed homers that admit the only reason they are part of the taterskins is because they are blind taterskin followers
GO TERPS

MDS

we dont care, we find it comical and entertaining
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

WEST is GOD

Right now the taterskins are the 2nd best team in the division behind the Eagles. I did not expect this at all, but if their offense plays well then they will be a very solid team. I don't think the offense will revert to being as bad as last year, but I also think it won't continue to play this well either. Out of the Giants, Cowboys, and the taterskins, the taterskins are the most balanced on both sides of the ball. Also unlike the Giants, the taterskins actually have played well on the road this year, despite losing they kept the games very close against two tough teams.
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: General_Failure on October 24, 2005, 04:43:21 PM
Wow, a picture of nothing. That's great.

Dude....you're so wrong.

He obviously was posting the pic so we could see Jeremy Thornburg in a 49ers uniform.

Rome

This has nothing to do with the taterskins but I found it amusing none the less:

QuoteThe Falcons are an exciting football team with Michael Vick at quarterback, but he's not only explosive he's also becoming a better pocket passer. He's shown very good patience and is allowing his receivers the opportunity to get open before he makes the decision to pass. One of the main keys to this offense though is RB Warrick Dunn. He's one of the best and most underrated backs in the league. He's explosive, tough and gutsy but for one reason or another never receives his due. Let me tell you this, the Falcons won't win this game without a good game from him.

-- Joe Theismann

There is literally so much in that quote that is factually inaccurate, I really have to question the reading comprehension skills of the editor @ ESPN.com for allowing it to be published in the first place.

I mean, wtf?

:-D

PhillyPhreak54

ESPN = Vick hogsmokers.

Theismann = biggest Vick hog smoker

PhillyPhreak54

Hi, we're taterskin fans and our vaginas hurt

QuoteI know it is early, the Eagles game is not until two weeks but I saw on www.stubhub.com that someone is selling 34 tickets to the taterskins/Eagles game! Here is the link below http://www.stubhub.com/?ticket_id=13364174. This is my first time posting, but do any of you know if there is someone we can report this to? That is absurd that someone would have 34 tickets (all together) and would be selling them! I waited 25 years to get my 4 season tickets to each game, that really pisses me off that someone has 34 tickets, and they are selling them!

QuoteSeriously we need to do something aobut people selling fed ex field tickets to scum eagles fans.

QuoteI emailed the taterskins ticket office about it. I doubt anything happens, but can't hurt.

F'ing pusses. Boooohoooo our fans suck so much that they sell tickets. And they have the audacity to sell them to Eagles fans who are each a little piece of Satan.

Grow a set of balls...what a buncha Nancy's.

General_Failure

Maybe if they had more fans than seats in their stadium they wouldn't run into this sort of problem.

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Sgt PSN

QuoteI waited 25 years to get my 4 season tickets to each game

What a dumbass.  He could have been getting them from the guy who's got 34 of them in a group. 

General_Failure


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