2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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rjs246

The Giants' defense sucks donkey ass. They're going to need Brunell to go back to Brunelling or this could be a shootout. Ugh.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

Stats mean everything

QuoteHow about that for some triplets?

With a QB rating of 98.3, Brunell is the top rated QB in the NFC. He's tied for third overall with Peyton Manning league wide.

Moss is the #1 WR in yards (743).

Portis is ranked 8th overall in rushing yards (544). At this pace, he's on track for 1451 yards.

Not too bad.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2005, 01:38:36 PM
Good point.

And did I hear that Lavar was crying after the game yesterday because he actually got to play?

Vadge.

Yeah, they traded consitency from above average linebackers for 'big play ability' and blown assignments from thier supa-duppa fan favorite - Numba 56.

This was seriously a result of media coverage. Living here, listening to sports radio and the like, it was all they have been talking about for several weeks. It's unbelievable to me the way the this FO operates with regard to the media. Gibbs was constantly defending himself, and his stance to the media. You'd figure they would be like the other 99% of teams, and let the media go farg themselves.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

ice grillin you

at wash dc area papa johns you can get 14 free toppings on your pizza today


skins 103 pts allowed
birds 118 pts allowed
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igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

Are there even 14 toppings available to put on pizza?

Those slices will be loaded.


rjs246

A pizza with 14 toppings would be f'ing disgusting.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

[art]Just to add to this. There will be daily Lavar threads based on coverage of the issue. You will have plenty of space to express yourself. Just try not to be pests[/art]

How does he get his head through doorways at this point?

:-D

General_Failure

Quote from: rjs246 on October 24, 2005, 03:30:08 PM
A pizza with 14 toppings would be f'ing disgusting.

Veggie lovers with bacon. It's good. And requires two paper plates per slice.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

The only 'veggie' I put anywhere near my pizza is mushrooms and that's really a fungus. Cooked peppers and onions are weak shtein. Black olives can eat my balls. I need dead animals on my pie, and lots of them.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

twatson

Quote from: MDS on October 24, 2005, 01:46:39 PM
Stats mean everything

QuoteHow about that for some triplets?

With a QB rating of 98.3, Brunell is the top rated QB in the NFC. He's tied for third overall with Peyton Manning league wide.

Moss is the #1 WR in yards (743).

Portis is ranked 8th overall in rushing yards (544). At this pace, he's on track for 1451 yards.

Not too bad.

Yeah, especially 4-2.

The 'Skins have the 2nd ranked offense in the league despite playing 3 of the top 10 defenses, and the 4th ranked D despite playing 3 of the top 10 offenses.  They have also played the 6th hardest schedule thus far.  They're the only team in the NFL to have both units ranked in the top 5 and only Indy has both in the top 10 (defense is 6th and offense is 8th).  I'm not saying this team is the best or anything but we are certainly a team that can contend for a playoff spot.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Your mom can contend for a playoff spot in my bed.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

Are there even 14 toppings available to put on pizza?

Those slices will be loaded


they have 17 toppings...extra cheese counting as one...im getting them all but pineapple...hot fruit is for the gays...jalapeno and yellow peppers

the slice weight will not be a factor as i plan to eat it with a knife...i also suspect that they are gonna come real weak on the topping amounts
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Bigskinbauer

Quote from: twatson on October 24, 2005, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 24, 2005, 01:46:39 PM
Stats mean everything

QuoteHow about that for some triplets?

With a QB rating of 98.3, Brunell is the top rated QB in the NFC. He's tied for third overall with Peyton Manning league wide.

Moss is the #1 WR in yards (743).

Portis is ranked 8th overall in rushing yards (544). At this pace, he's on track for 1451 yards.

Not too bad.

Yeah, especially 4-2.

The 'Skins have the 2nd ranked offense in the league despite playing 3 of the top 10 defenses, and the 4th ranked D despite playing 3 of the top 10 offenses.  They have also played the 6th hardest schedule thus far.  They're the only team in the NFL to have both units ranked in the top 5 and only Indy has both in the top 10 (defense is 6th and offense is 8th).  I'm not saying this team is the best or anything but we are certainly a team that can contend for a playoff spot.

don't worry about it, save your breath.  There is no need to show any reason for anything you say to these people.  Remember they think we will score 3 points against the 30th defense in the league.  I see the taterskins having a hell of a hard time in NY but i do think they have a better chance against the eagles at home.  I am hoping to win 2 of the next 3, that would be pretty good. 
GO TERPS

PoopyfaceMcGee