2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[General_Failure]

Which is totally the same as saying they're going to sweep up. You dance well.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

there is no way i would bet on dallas of all teams, i have come back to this sight many times and if dallas does lose you can say all the shtein you want to me, i really don't care.  I really feel there is no way you sweep them this year.

Seeing him dance on this SITE is quite the sight. O ho!

[Bigskinbauer]

Which is totally the same as saying they're going to sweep up. You dance well.

no sir, i say that they will sweep you, but i was just saying that is not complete certainty therefore i just also put in that you won't sweep them.  I think that there is an equal chance that they win 1 or 2 games and a far less chance that you win 2 games,  That is it.

[General_Failure]

Dance you magnificent bastich!

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Which is totally the same as saying they're going to sweep up. You dance well.

no sir, i say that they will sweep you, but i was just saying that is not complete certainty therefore i just also put in that you won't sweep them.  I think that there is an equal chance that they win 1 or 2 games and a far less chance that you win 2 games,  That is it.

/\/\/\/\/\/\ Bigskinbauer after a "Gibbs meets fans day." You rock dude. /\/\/\/\/\ 

[General_Failure]

Let's just assume that's saliva in his beard.

[Geowhizzer]

 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Let's just assume that's saliva in his beard.

I don't understand. If it isn't saliva.......what is it? 

[rjs246]

Dammit, Sarge! I wanted that goddamned avatar.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Let's just assume that's saliva in his beard.

 

[General_Failure]

He shore does got some pearly white teeth though.

[Sgt PSN]

Dammit, Sarge! I wanted that goddamned avatar.

Then take it.  The only reason I used it as an avatar is because GF didn't think it would work as one.  So go ahead and use it man.  That's what I made it for anyway. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Art gets his hopes up and asks Clinton Portis about the fans and then Portis stuffs Art like defenses have been stuffing Portis in his Washington career:

From Art

I noticed you were on one end of the Gatorade shower given to Coach Gibbs after the Dallas win. You seemed really happy not only to win and beat Dallas, but also for the Coach. Were the players aware of how important the Dallas game was to the fans and the Coach?


Clinton Portis

I don't think we were thinking so much about the fans and the coach at the time—this was an important game for us. It was a divisional game for us, it was a game we needed to win. We wanted to get off on a positive note. It was a great momentum builder and a great start to our season, going into our bye week 2-0 and coming back having Seattle. You don't want to spend your bye week recovering from a loss.

I wonder if arthur cried knowing that Clinton didn't shower the fans with praise.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I gotta give Portis props on this one:

From Pharmaceutical taterskin

Just wondering whether you have retired "the belt" or will you be busting it out later this year?


Quote:
Clinton Portis

Nah, the belt's retired, man. I've got something better than the belt to bring out. Once I brought out the belt, I think everybody in the world became the champ of something. You got the people's champ, you got the player's champ, you got the world champ, you got this champ. You know, I saw Freddy Mitchell with a belt, so I knew the belt had to be played out, 'cause Freddy Mitchell ain't done nothing and he's walking around with a belt on. You know, I've stepped my game up and I'm on a whole 'nother level.

[MDS]

First time I ever praise someone of Portis' ilk. Talkin shtein on Freddie gets a  in my book.