Brian Westbrook Is Not There And Not Expected To Show UP!!

[General_Failure]

I think Buck sneaked him the stash so that he would forget the date and, thus, allow Buck to revive his career!

Until he plays the Jets and breaks his spine in a non-contact injury.

[rjs246]

Moats and Mahe are taking us to the promised land!

[Rome]

So, Westbrook's agent didn't even know, but the Eagles seem fairly certain that Brian is, in fact, meaning to hold out and was not, in fact, robbing a 7-11 or stuck inside a pair of Hollis's jeans.

I don't care who you are, that's farged up right there.

LOL.  A Larry The Cable Guy reference from FF.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You gotta watch out for the South.  You move here, and before you know it... you're a farging Southernor.

[BigEd76]

Rudi Johnson got a good deal, didn't he?

5 years, $24M, $12M SB

[PhillyPhreak54]

You gotta watch out for the South.  You move here, and before you know it... you're a farging Southernor.

Tell me about it.

I'm going to go buy me a pickup and put a gun rack and the stars and bars on it.

[PhillyGirl]

Rudi Johnson got a good deal, didn't he?

5 years, $24M, $12M SB

Nice SB.

[Rome]

You gotta watch out for the South.  You move here, and before you know it... you're a farging Southernor.

I met him years ago here in Daytona.  He's actually a really nice guy.  A drunk ass hick, but a nice guy.  The schtick he does about titty bars is dead-on though.  He got tossed from one here and is now banned for life.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Rudi Johnson got a good deal, didn't he?

5 years, $24M, $12M SB

If Westbrook turned that down, he is a stone cold moron.

[PhillyGirl]

Rudi Johnson got a good deal, didn't he?

5 years, $24M, $12M SB

If Westbrook turned that down, he is a stone cold moron.

Even if it was a little less, he'd STILL be a moron.

[rjs246]

From the Jeff Lurie camp:It is unfortunate about the recent happenings with Brian Westbrook or 'Lis Wes' as he likes me to call him...but thanks to rjs I now heart 5th base too.

Dude, you know that Lurie is down with the brown(hole). He didn't need my encouragement.

[mussa]

this is gay...why westy...why? 

[General_Failure]

Tomorrow we'll all find out his grandma died or something. Then you'll all feel really stupid.

[rjs246]

Tomorrow we'll all find out his grandma died or something. Then you'll all feel really stupid.

Maybe his mom got shot by Jerome McDougle in a hideously ironic twist of fate.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'd still think he should have called AR to explain.  Only takes a couple of minutes.