Brian Westbrook Is Not There And Not Expected To Show UP!!

[PhillyGirl]

I don't even know myself anymore. Go baseball! You're gay! The Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Wings and Sixers can do no wrong! Everything anyone writes about sports rumors is nonsense!   Your mom and I had sexual relations last night! And several times prior! And since! Yay! Oh sweet freedom.

I never called you gay.

[General_Failure]

But you probably are.

[rjs246]

I don't even know myself anymore. Go baseball! You're gay! The Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Wings and Sixers can do no wrong! Everything anyone writes about sports rumors is nonsense!   Your mom and I had sexual relations last night! And several times prior! And since! Yay! Oh sweet freedom.

I never called you gay.

Nevermind. You proved my whole statement false in 5 words. Thank you.

[PhillyGirl]

I don't even know myself anymore. Go baseball! You're gay! The Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Wings and Sixers can do no wrong! Everything anyone writes about sports rumors is nonsense!   Your mom and I had sexual relations last night! And several times prior! And since! Yay! Oh sweet freedom.

I never called you gay.

Nevermind. You proved my whole statement false in 5 words. Thank you.

And you completely missed the sarcasm. LMFAO

[QB Eagles]

westbrook doesnt wanna break a knee...corey doesnt wanna break a sweat

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, Westbrook's agent didn't even know, but the Eagles seem fairly certain that Brian is, in fact, meaning to hold out and was not, in fact, robbing a 7-11 or stuck inside a pair of Hollis's jeans.

I don't care who you are, that's farged up right there.

[General_Failure]

Fargin mind control, man. Last time he got stitched up they put a chip in him.

[QB Eagles]

So, Westbrook's agent didn't even know, but the Eagles seem fairly certain that Brian is, in fact, meaning to hold out and was not, in fact, robbing a 7-11 or stuck inside a pair of Hollis's jeans.

He's on the run after shooting McDougle last week.

[rjs246]

Seriously. Do any of these guys realize that they're gonna get burned?

[PhillyGirl]

So, Westbrook's agent didn't even know, but the Eagles seem fairly certain that Brian is, in fact, meaning to hold out and was not, in fact, robbing a 7-11 or stuck inside a pair of Hollis's jeans.

I don't care who you are, that's farged up right there.

I would love to hear the conversation between Fletcher Smith and Westbrook after Smith found out. Westbrook had told everyone that he would not hold out...including his agent.

[General_Failure]

He found Buck's stash and flaked on the date.

[hbionic]

From the Jeff Lurie camp:It is unfortunate about the recent happenings with Brian Westbrook or 'Lis Wes' as he likes me to call him...but thanks to rjs I now heart 5th base too.

And he is gay.

God Bless

[PhillyPhreak54]

So, Westbrook's agent didn't even know, but the Eagles seem fairly certain that Brian is, in fact, meaning to hold out and was not, in fact, robbing a 7-11 or stuck inside a pair of Hollis's jeans.

I don't care who you are, that's farged up right there.

I would love to hear the conversation between Fletcher Smith and Westbrook after Smith found out. Westbrook had told everyone that he would not hold out...including his agent.

Me too.

And I hope that Westbrook will catch heat for it too.

[QB Eagles]

Westbrook couldn't handle the size of the contract the Eagles offered him. He had to go to South Africa to find "a quiet place" for a while.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think Buck sneaked him the stash so that he would forget the date and, thus, allow Buck to revive his career!