Missing Bride to be wasn't abducted...got cold feet, made it up

[Sgt PSN]

I saw her on CNN earlier. That's one freaky looking woman. She's all bugged eyed like her eyes are trying to jump out of her face. Freaky. And that guy's a tool for staying engaged to her stupid ass. He needs a testosterone test or she better be farging LOADED for him to be putting up with this mess.

Didn't she have like 600 people attending her wedding and like 30 freaking bridesmaids or something like that?  Yeah, her family's got bank.  

[TexasEagle]

Blingbling... at least the guy's got his priorities in order.




Hope there's no prenup.

[MadMarchHare]

Plus she's farging nuts - she could always remove herself from the equation at any moment.

This is starting to make more sense.

[rjs246]

Her insanity guarantees that she is good in bed. Combine that with her acres of cash and she is marriage material.

[PhillyGirl]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/02/wilbanks.case/index.html

The judge sentenced her to two years of probation, 120 hours of community service and ordered that she continue mental health treatment. But Batchelor denied a request from Wilbanks' attorney, Lydia Sartain, that the charge be considered a misdemeanor.

The arrangement apparently was a plea deal, in which a misdemeanor charge of making a false police report was dismissed.

[MadMarchHare]

Her insanity guarantees that she is good in bed. Combine that with her acres of cash and she is marriage material.

Maybe, but she also might bite.  Gotta watch that one.  If she breaks out handcuffs, kill her.

[Sgt PSN]

I'd say that's a pretty fair punishment.  It's actually more than I figured she'd get.  I thought she would get off with 90-180 days probation and some community service.  First time in a while that I'm pleased with the way the system handled everything. 

I wonder what her community service will be?  Perhaps working at the community center as a counselor for run-a-way kids? 

[Wingspan]

the judges name is Batchelor?

fitting

so has anyone been able to determine if she floats?

[PhillyGirl]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/16/wilbanks.rights.ap/index.html

[Zanshin]

Shame they didn't cover that legally.  She should have to pay back all money spent looking for her before she makes a dime.

[Sgt PSN]

They're going to make a story about this dumb biatches life?  Other than the obvious, what about her life is going to be soooooooo interesting?  She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.  Oh, the drama.  

[MadMarchHare]

Please, it'll be on Lifetime 24/7 for weeks.  It'll be written sympathetically to make her look like a victim, and either her husband or her father will be the evil person that drove her to madness.   farging Lifetime.  If my idiot wife didn't watch it more or less non-stop, it wouldn't even show up on my TiVo menu.

[Father Demon]

Please, it'll be on Lifetime 24/7 for weeks.  It'll be written sympathetically to make her look like a victim, and either her husband or her father will be the evil person that drove her to madness.   farging Lifetime.  If my idiot wife didn't watch it more or less non-stop, it wouldn't even show up on my TiVo menu.

Lay down the law, MMH.  Take Lifetime off the TV, and tell her "I'm the man, so I make the decisions.  Now get your ass back in the kitchen and get me some pie!"

That'll fix it......

[MadMarchHare]

Oh, yeah, that'll work.  This is the woman that watches The Betty Broderick Story every time it's on.  Calls it "educational".

[T_Section224]

the who/what story 

who in their right mind would want to watch a movie about this dumb broad who got cold feet, and her dumb arse fiance who would take her back