Missing Bride to be wasn't abducted...got cold feet, made it up

General_Failure · May 01, 2005, 11:41:50 PM

I'm not sure he'd want to see a woman or a wedding dress, but he'd probably pay a lot to see all that throbbing gristle.

MadMarchHare · May 02, 2005, 09:06:26 AM

PG - I agree, what she did was ludicrous, and she should repay the gov't for time. If I was her fiancee, I'd dump her in a heartbeat and consider myself lucky. If she wigged about the wedding, what happens at 3 in the morning when the kid won't stop screaming from their ear infection? And her husband-to-be wasn't the "prime suspect". He is the first person you always rule in-out. He passed his lie detector test and they moved on.

However, her crime is pretty minimal. Hear about Trinity College scare here in Chicago? A black woman wants to transfer to Jackson State, but her dad says no. So she sends threatening letters to three white girls dating black men, in the hopes of trying to convince her pa it's too dangerous to stay at Trinity. Evacuate all the black students off campus for their safety over her selfishness. If you want to crucify someone, crucify her.

Diomedes · May 02, 2005, 09:21:38 AM

Quote from: MadMarchHare on May 02, 2005, 09:06:26 AMIf you want to crucify someone, crucify Jesus.

He's got practice; it'll be easier.

MadMarchHare · May 02, 2005, 10:36:57 AM

Ni-ice, Dio.

Sgt PSN · May 02, 2005, 11:15:51 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on May 02, 2005, 09:21:38 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on May 02, 2005, 09:06:26 AMIf you want to crucify someone, crucify Jesus.

He's got practice; it'll be easier.

Wow.

hbionic · May 02, 2005, 01:27:47 PM

I say surprise sex might just make things better. Why hasn't that been recommended?

MadMarchHare · May 02, 2005, 01:29:29 PM

She's 5'9" and 120 lbs. She's a farging scarecrow.

rjs246 · May 02, 2005, 01:47:18 PM

Quote from: hbionic on May 02, 2005, 01:27:47 PM
I say surprise sex might just make things better. Why hasn't that been recommended?

Ritualistic fisting.

PhillyGirl · May 02, 2005, 10:36:59 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050503/ap_on_re_us/runaway_bride

Definition of a dumb farg.

If she took off like that now, what makes him think she won't be gone in a week?

General_Failure · May 02, 2005, 10:38:03 PM

I'd laugh if she divorces him in a week.

Father Demon · May 02, 2005, 11:23:40 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2005, 10:36:59 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050503/ap_on_re_us/runaway_bride

Definition of a dumb farg.

If she took off like that now, what makes him think she won't be gone in a week?

Even my wife called this fool an icehole.... What a tool...

WEST is GOD · May 02, 2005, 11:27:14 PM

I just noticed he looked like an actor and I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

PhillyGirl · May 03, 2005, 07:56:42 AM

They look nothing alike.

Wingspan · May 03, 2005, 10:24:20 AM

i dont know who that is

stillupfront · May 03, 2005, 11:36:35 AM

What did she do in Georgia that is illegal? She is an adult who took a bus ride without telling anyone. I would hazard a guest that this happens all the time. She didn't stage anything, she just split. Isn't unrestricted travel a basic right in this country. I guess her father has the right to sue her over the wedding costs, but criminal prosecution? This is way to sensationalized. If the media wasn't so heavily invested in the story, there would be absolutely no thought of prosecution.