Missing Bride to be wasn't abducted...got cold feet, made it up

Started by PhillyGirl, April 30, 2005, 09:03:34 AM

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Wingspan

#45
May 03, 2005, 11:49:48 AM
she called 911 and said she was kidnapped.

other than that, she's just a whacko. fine her for the 911 thing, and lets be done with this. i am sure there is another distraught white girl somewhere that is better deserving to be on the front page/story of every national newscast.
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stillupfront

#46
May 04, 2005, 11:06:05 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 03, 2005, 11:49:48 AM
she called 911 and said she was kidnapped.

other than that, she's just a whacko. fine her for the 911 thing, and lets be done with this. i am sure there is another distraught white girl somewhere that is better deserving to be on the front page/story of every national newscast.

That was in New Mexico. The NM authorities already called no harm no foul.


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#47
May 04, 2005, 04:11:49 PM
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rjs246

#48
May 04, 2005, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on May 04, 2005, 11:06:05 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 03, 2005, 11:49:48 AM
she called 911 and said she was kidnapped.

other than that, she's just a whacko. fine her for the 911 thing, and lets be done with this. i am sure there is another distraught white girl somewhere that is better deserving to be on the front page/story of every national newscast.

That was in New Mexico. The NM authorities already called no harm no foul.

Are you seriously defending this woman's behavior? I'd like to light her on fire. Left boob first. Of course that has nothing to do with her getting cold feet, just a weird fantasy of mine.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

stillupfront

#49
May 06, 2005, 04:27:32 PM
Not necessarily defending her behavior, but I seriously don't see anything criminal in it.


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General_Failure

#50
May 06, 2005, 04:29:50 PM
Did they stop teaching "don't yell fire in a crowded movie theater" in idiot school?

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Diomedes

#51
May 06, 2005, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 06, 2005, 04:29:50 PM
Did they stop teaching "don't yell fire in a crowded movie theater" in idiot school?

Yeah, they replaced it with "don't do anything anyone might get upset about because you could end up in jail." 
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MURP

#52
May 09, 2005, 04:02:12 PM
Missing Bride found!   in toast!

stillupfront

#53
May 10, 2005, 03:10:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 06, 2005, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 06, 2005, 04:29:50 PM
Did they stop teaching "don't yell fire in a crowded movie theater" in idiot school?

Yeah, they replaced it with "don't do anything anyone might get upset about because you could end up in jail." 



Dio, could we be on the same side in this discussion? Heresy!!


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Geowhizzer

#54
May 14, 2005, 06:58:02 PM
We could combine this with the thread on spicy food:

Hot Sauce Cashes in on Bride's Cold Feet

QuoteMaybe hot sauce is the cure for cold feet. "Jennifer's High Tailin' Hot Sauce," a nod to the saga of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, has sold briskly since its debut Wednesday.

:-D

PhillyGirl

#55
May 25, 2005, 11:46:38 AM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Sgt PSN

#56
May 25, 2005, 12:26:36 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 25, 2005, 11:46:38 AM
Indicted on false crime charge

While I doubt she'll see an significant jail time (maybe 90 days or something along with probation) I'm glad to see that she is being charged.  I think this sets a good precendence for other would be runaway brides, or anyone else for that matter, to think for a minute before making false claims.  Especially when it comes to kidnapping, etc. 

Of course, I think a just punishment for this broad would be for her to actually get kidnapped and then some how call 911 only to have them laugh at her and hang up.   But maybe that's just me.  :)

PhillyGirl

#57
June 02, 2005, 09:34:21 AM
QuoteBREAKING NEWS
   
"Runaway bride" Jennifer Wilbanks pleads guilty to felony charge of making false statements to police. Details soon.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#58
June 02, 2005, 09:44:56 AM
Fry her ass.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

TexasEagle

#59
June 02, 2005, 10:34:07 AM
I saw her on CNN earlier. That's one freaky looking woman. She's all bugged eyed like her eyes are trying to jump out of her face. Freaky. And that guy's a tool for staying engaged to her stupid ass. He needs a testosterone test or she better be farging LOADED for him to be putting up with this mess.
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