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Started by Diomedes, January 13, 2005, 09:41:44 PM

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Yeti

Quote from: rjs246 on March 10, 2005, 01:04:08 PM
Quote from: TAFKAFF on March 10, 2005, 12:58:41 PM
I'd because you don't exercise your inner muscles enough.  Try to cut the flow off multiple times on purpose while you're taking a piss, and pound your pud at least double how often you're doing it now.  Then, you should be able to fully control that "leaky faucet" problem.

there aren't enough hours in the day...

:-D
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Wingspan

Quote from: rjs246 on March 10, 2005, 01:04:08 PM
Quote from: TAFKAFF on March 10, 2005, 12:58:41 PM
I'd because you don't exercise your inner muscles enough.  Try to cut the flow off multiple times on purpose while you're taking a piss, and pound your pud at least double how often you're doing it now.  Then, you should be able to fully control that "leaky faucet" problem.

there aren't enough hours in the day...

then stop sleeping
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rjs246

Quote from: Wingspan on March 10, 2005, 01:33:51 PM

then stop sleeping

But if I'm going to be pummeling my chub MORE I'll want  to sleep more... it's a no win situation. I guess I'll just have to keep tinkling on myself.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

Quote from: rjs246 on March 10, 2005, 01:35:42 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 10, 2005, 01:33:51 PM

then stop sleeping

But if I'm going to be pummeling my chub MORE I'll want  to sleep more... it's a no win situation. I guess I'll just have to keep tinkling on myself.

quitter
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rjs246

Quote from: Wingspan on March 10, 2005, 01:38:31 PM

quitter

I'm so ashamed. I'd better go pound one out to make myself feel better.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Greenfeather

What does ICE GRILLIN YOU mean?
Knox Harrington....Video Artist!

MURP


hbionic

Quote from: Wingspan on March 10, 2005, 01:38:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 10, 2005, 01:35:42 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 10, 2005, 01:33:51 PM

then stop sleeping

But if I'm going to be pummeling my chub MORE I'll want  to sleep more... it's a no win situation. I guess I'll just have to keep tinkling on myself.

quitter

:-D :-D :-D
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Greenfeather

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Knox Harrington....Video Artist!

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

RomeyRome

So basically this is a conspiracy to make me put all my posts in this thread isn't it Dio!

rjs246

Why is it that this dude, AdamJT13 from kffl, is the only person on the planet who understands the compensatory draft pick rule enough to accurately predict the extra picks each year?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

Quote from: rjs246 on March 11, 2005, 02:40:44 PM
Why is it that this dude, AdamJT13 from kffl, is the only person on the planet who understands the compensatory draft pick rule enough to accurately predict the extra picks each year?

He must be Korean or Jewish. Those people are great at that stuff.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MURP

Quote from: rjs246 on March 11, 2005, 02:40:44 PM
Why is it that this dude, AdamJT13 from kffl, is the only person on the planet who understands the compensatory draft pick rule enough to accurately predict the extra picks each year?

He is the only one who chooses to spend his time to figure out his secret forumula every year, apply this formula to all 32 NFL teams, write down every player who was let go and signed, and then post it all on the internet. 

rjs246

Quote from: MURP on March 11, 2005, 03:10:52 PM
He is the only one who chooses to spend his time to figure out his secret forumula every year, apply this formula to all 32 NFL teams, write down every player who was let go and signed, and then post it all on the internet. 

I refuse to believe that he is the only Jewish-Japanese loser with that kind of time and motivation.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.