Dead in 2005

rjs246 · April 01, 2005, 02:06:14 PM

Quote from: PHILLYSPORTSNUT on April 01, 2005, 02:02:54 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 01, 2005, 01:50:39 PM
Update: Italian media now has conflicting reports. They originally said that his EKG and EEG were dead, but now they're saying it's only his EEG, meaning that he's braindead but not fully dead....

It's like Terry Schiavo: The Sequal

Oooh, looks who knows so much. It just so happens that he's only mostly dead. Which means slightly alive.

"To blave."

General_Failure · April 01, 2005, 02:08:32 PM

The Pope was playing cards and cheated? Incontheivable!

MadMarchHare · April 01, 2005, 03:06:59 PM

farging Pope. 14 hours to late to do me any good.

General_Failure · April 01, 2005, 03:08:24 PM

He totally did it to farg you over.

NGM · April 01, 2005, 03:21:42 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on April 01, 2005, 03:08:24 PM
He totally did it to farg you over.

Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!
(waits for a few seconds)
Pope - He's cooking up a something good!

I've been waiting to use that all day.

MadMarchHare · April 01, 2005, 03:43:56 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on April 01, 2005, 03:08:24 PM
He totally did it to farg you over.

That assfarger. I knew it!

Yeti · April 01, 2005, 03:59:10 PM

This is God using Yeti to communicate to you.

None of you are funny.

General_Failure · April 01, 2005, 04:28:10 PM

We didn't need an imaginary friend to tell us that.

Yeti · April 01, 2005, 04:35:15 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on April 01, 2005, 04:28:10 PM
We didn't need an imaginary friend to tell us that.

This is still God.

Yeti is not imaginary. If you would party a little longer at your tailgates you would know this.

General_Failure · April 01, 2005, 04:37:05 PM

Scuuze the hell out of me for wanting to see the game instead of giving you a french handshake.

Yeti · April 01, 2005, 04:43:12 PM

You want to give God a french handshake?

You are goin to hell.

It will be you and a naked Hbionic trapped in a small room with U2 playing 24/7.

MadMarchHare · April 01, 2005, 05:33:05 PM

I thought we were supposed to give Yeti's wife a French Handshake. Now I'm confused.

Sgt PSN · April 01, 2005, 06:11:45 PM

Quote from: Yeti on April 01, 2005, 04:43:12 PM
You want to give God a french handshake?

You are goin to hell.

It will be you and a naked Hbionic trapped in a small room with U2 playing 24/7.

GF's hell is Bionic's heavan.

General_Failure · April 02, 2005, 02:12:22 PM

Quote from: Yeti on April 01, 2005, 04:43:12 PM
You want to give God a french handshake?

You are goin to hell.

It will be you and a naked Hbionic trapped in a small room with U2 playing 24/7.

Well, at least it's not Van Halen and Rush. Hell doesn't sound too bad, as long as I'm free to kick Chuggie in the nuts when he gets antsy.

BigEd76 · April 02, 2005, 03:01:26 PM

Now it's official....