Anyone seen a good movie lately?

[SunMo]

another reason the cast probably loves doing it so much is because they probably all get paid according to their star power, but there are so many of them, that none of them have to do any heavy lifting, figuratively speaking.

i mean, how much did Andy Garcia get paid to be in that movie for a half hour?  no wonder he'll do Ocean's 57 if they make it.

[MDS]

oceans 12 sucked. why the hell are they making another. does clooney need any more money? seriously. the guy has a bazillion dollars and all he does is farg models. god damn him and his amazing life.

[SunMo]

we kinda just went over all of that

[MDS]

we kinda just went over all of that

we kinda just had sex with all your dead relatives

[SunMo]

that's impossible for all the following reasons:

• You don't know my real name, therefore, you don't know my dead relatives
• You go to Temple, therefore, you aren't smart enough to solve the above problem
• You most likely a 105lb weasel, therefore, you don't have the strength to dig up one of my dead relatives, much less all of them
• Even though they're dead, the mere thought of you having sex with something other than your right hand would lead you to coat your pants and take a nap before you even got the chance to insert.  of course, assuming you conquered all odds and were able to overcome the above 3 items.

[rjs246]

Dead relatives need love too.

[ice grillin you]

scarlette johannsson was just named worlds sexiest female by FHM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ztgd8KyyTvI&search=Isaac%20Mizrahi


Scarlett said in a statement: "One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.

"I'd like to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment."

Last year blonde Scarlett, 21, was rated ninth on the annual list. Angelina Jolie took the top spot last year.

FHM editor-in-chief Scott Gramling said: "It's remarkable how Scarlett Johansson has caught the attention of our readers. "Her sultry voice and striking beauty certainly have a lot to do with that, but so does the confidence she exudes.

"She seems to be one of those women who would be equally at ease on the red carpet as she would just hanging out with the guys."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Scarlett Johanssen wants my penis butter all up in her lady parts.

[rjs246]

All of the top 3 (Johannson, Alba and Jolie) could catch a nut. A large nut. Right on the eyenipplenose.

[ice grillin you]

jolie (for a famous person) is butt

[rjs246]

Jolie is the second hottest woman on the planet. And before Alba went all apeshtein with her hottness, she was numero uno.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

jolie (for a famous person) is butt

Whoa.  Easy, Liberace.

[ice grillin you]

coming from someone who said he wouldnt bang catherine zeta jones im going to choose not to believe you

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

coming from someone who said he wouldnt bang catherine zeta jones im going to choose not to believe you

Wrong.  I was one of the few saying that I still would hit that hard today, post-kids.

[phattymatty]

i would hit it even if her kids were still hanging halfway out of her