Kiko "Torn ACL" Alonso, Philadelphia Eagle

ice grillin you · September 21, 2015, 07:30:51 PM

sports science ftl

MDS · September 21, 2015, 07:34:52 PM

theres a 100% injury rate in the nfl. i wonder what the % is for guys who are always injured

PhillyPhreak54 · September 21, 2015, 10:58:52 PM

Now there's a 2-4wk report as a sprained ACL

Next report will be that he's dead

General_Failure · September 21, 2015, 11:22:13 PM

Fingers crossed!

SD · September 22, 2015, 07:57:47 AM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 10:58:52 PM
Now there's a 2-4wk report as a sprained ACL

Next report will be that he's dead

Sprained ACL is code word for they rushed him back too fast from a torn ACL. It never fully healed. This issue will linger all season.

smeags · September 22, 2015, 08:45:15 AM

partially torn acl - out a few weeks. translation, hope you enjoyed your cup of coffee in philly.

Sgt PSN · September 22, 2015, 07:30:57 PM

I thought smoothies were supposed to prevent this shtein.

PhillyPhreak54 · September 22, 2015, 08:28:01 PM

Maybe they need to add cadaver ligaments into the blender

General_Failure · September 22, 2015, 09:14:56 PM

No, they'd just dull the blades. I'm beginning to question the commitment to smoothie magic around here, guys.

hbionic · December 28, 2015, 03:36:39 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on September 22, 2015, 09:14:56 PM
I'm beginning to question the commitment to smoothie magic around here, guys.

Big brother, keep it on the low. Last thing we need is hearing there's a report of your gang affiliation and that you've been traded to Jacksonville for Nonebetta.

MDS · March 07, 2016, 09:17:13 PM

bye

farg you