Alright losers, teach me to play poker

[General_Failure]

That's okay, I think my grandfather was adopted.

[Gene]

I don't know to much about poker.

I know you have to remove an article of clothing when you lose a hand.........however, I'm not sure exactly when any of your opponents have to Go Fish.

[ParkingLotFlagDude]

"I am intellectually superior to your current mating partner. It only makes sense to allow me to impregnate you for the benefit of your offspring."

That is a great line, works really good if the chick beleives in UFOs, or only wants us for our baby batter   

On the poker front the rules are easy:

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Now Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."


I find that it helps if you set the words to music in your head and sing them to yourself at the table
good luck

[PhillyandBCEagles]

Typically they are people who follow Ayn Rand and her theories of objectivism and do things because they make sense with no emotional attachment to their decisions beyond making the correct objective choice. It's a boring and predictable lifestyle, meant for those without an imagination or sense of humor. I would guess that lots of dudes who can't get laid are into it.

"I am intellectually superior to your current mating partner. It only makes sense to allow me to impregnate you for the benefit of your offspring."

Makes sense for limit poker though, particularly on the internet.

[MURP]

hey, Even Spewdaro has a blog now 

[Tomahawk]

hey, Even Spewdaro has a blog now 

I love the quote from Jaws:

"You can't have him hanging over your head all year," Jaws said. "The Eagles will still win. Andy Reid knows how to win. He won with James Thrash. This team wins."

[General_Failure]

My first blog entry went up last night, the next one will be up whenever I write it.

The two guys over there really seemed to like it, so if I can keep it up I guess they won't fire me. link

Oh, and don't even bother asking the obvious question. You know I'll have an answer that makes you look like a dumbass.

[Tomahawk]

They liked it? Really? Are you sure you don't have some tidbit of information on them that could be used as blackmail?

[rjs246]

I found this entertaining.

[General_Failure]

Somebody over there thought that one was too out there. Somebody that runs the place, some random reader, I don't know. But the guy that hired me forwarded me the email and said he loved it.

[Father Demon]

So I see you haven't really learned anything about poker yet....

[General_Failure]

Not a thing.