Alright losers, teach me to play poker

[General_Failure]

My friend is a Randist. And while he's a little dry his sense of humor isn't too far off from my own.

[Sgt PSN]

I didn't know you had a sense of humor. 

[General_Failure]

I keep it in my pants.

[Tomahawk]

I keep it in my pants.

So your sense of humor is a joke unto itself?

[Sgt PSN]

I keep it in my pants.

That explains why you never use it.  

[QB Eagles]

Ooo an Ayndroid. I thought Rand was against gambling because it subverts the individual control to the whims of fate. Or some such crap.

[hbionic]

Where is  NB by the way? And why is Yeti missing...at the same time?

[General_Failure]

Gay sex in the woods.

[Diomedes]

Where is NB by the way?

Jerking off to the bible.

And why is Yeti missing...at the same time?

Coincidence.

[QB Eagles]

Where is NB by the way?

Jerking off to the bible.

The softcore porn in the Song of Solomon? Or the part where God sends two bears to kill 42 children who were making fun of Elisha's baldness?

[hbionic]

Where is NB by the way?

There are some good Virgin Mary pics...one of them shows her whole undressed foot. 

[General_Failure]

Did you guys hear about that time Virgin Mary raped Dave Cross?

[Susquehanna Birder]

Where is NB by the way?

Jerking off to the bible.

Been there...done that. Definitely not as satisfying as it sounds.

[General_Failure]

It's chick porn, not really meant for spanking at all.

[QB Eagles]

Some of those picture Bibles have racy pics of Eve (the rib lady, not the rapper). For those of you who don't mind getting turned on by your great-....-great-grandmother.