the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

some guy sneezed on a flight and jokingly said "sorry i came from africa". haha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhWVsx1U8c#t=121

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hahah now that's crazy. I told my doc when I had the flu last week and he told me to farg off


http://mobile.philly.com/business/?wss=/philly/business/homepage/&id=278717351

[General_Failure]

I hope you frequent flyers enjoy the rectal thermometer temperature reading with your next strip search.

[PhillyPhreak54]

It'll be fun!

[Diomedes]

My truck got tossed again two nights ago.  F'n Baltimore.

This time, I had left my f'n lockpicks in the driver door pocket.  That's right, this lucky farger stole a nice set of professional lockpicks.

Awful.  Next time, I'll leave just him a loaded handgun and labelled keys to my house and everyone else's in the neighborhood whose keys I have. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

farging thieves...I hope whoever did that dies a slow painful death

[Diomedes]

This guy is hitting any car unlucky enough to be left unlocked.  Believe it or not, that's a lot of cars.  People are people.  He rifles through, taking every loose cent, but leaves the socket set and the four foot & two foot level combo in a case.  Too big, too heavy.  Dude is guaranteed a junkie, and probably a local person I would recognize, getting his dope money by preying on common human weakness.  It's sad, really.  I'd like to stake him out from my friend's second floor deck and drop water balloons on his dumb ass.

[Yeti]

My wife is a paramedic.  They just gave her one of those suits.



But IGY is probably right.







(...climbs back in bunker)

[General_Failure]

I bet you wish you were back in your cabin full of dead boy scouts now, huh Yeti.

[rjs246]

IGY is 100% right. The chances of this shtein spreading are minuscule. As soon a humans start barfing on each other and eating the barf that was just barfed onto them, then there will be an epidemic risk. The exception, according to everything I've heard, is health workers. So Yeti's wife is basically the only demographic at risk. Bummer for him. And her. Probably.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mmmm barf eating

A good chunky batch sounds appetizing

[Seabiscuit36]

Mmmm Mrs Yeti's Bummer

[Zanshin]

IGY is 100% right. The chances of this shtein spreading are minuscule. As soon a humans start barfing on each other and eating the barf that was just barfed onto them, then there will be an epidemic risk.

As previously established, this does not bode well for Phillip Rivers.

[smeags]

people will no doubt think twice about hanging out or being around mcnabb. 

[hbionic]

IGY is 100% right. The chances of this shtein spreading are minuscule. As soon a humans start barfing on each other and eating the barf that was just barfed onto them, then there will be an epidemic risk. The exception, according to everything I've heard, is health workers. So Yeti's wife is basically the only demographic at risk. Bummer for him. And her. Probably.

One of the worst things I've seen on the internet was an asian chick, vomiting onto a bowl placed on her chest, and then eating it up again, then barfing it up again. I'm getting sick just thinking of it.