DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

Started by PhillyPhreak54, April 26, 2008, 07:53:45 PM

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General_Failure

In an ironic twist, Jackson will get busted for bankrolling the guy selling downers to Phreak so he can deal with these trade rumors. Or for actual pimping.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

He will be dealt at the owners meetings.

Speaking of owners Jeff ain't gettin off free here either. I love how he stays outta the way but there are times when he needs to veto shtein and this is one. He acknowledged he should to stopped that dope Banner from letting Dawk go. Now Joey Junior is running DeSean outta town and all Jeff is worried about is his new piece of ass.

I love Brandin Cooks too but like you said he's unproven and won't be effective for a couple years even if he's legit.

Eagaholic

Keep posting Phreak, we just need for you to check in with us every few hours.
Do you feel like you could be a danger to yourself or others? Jeffrey?

Quotei read something about him bringing down mh370
Ha

PhillyPhreak54

Haha I'm good. Got my booze and painkillers and march madness


Eagaholic

Ha, funny you mention that, I've been on and off Vicodin and a muscle relaxer for 5 days, laid up half the time with a bad back. I think I turned the corner today though.

PhillyPhreak54

Good to hear. I've heard those back injuries are a beast!

Had screws put in my foot yesterday. Flyin high!

Eagaholic

Damn. Good luck. Careful with that Amstel and Jack, don't pull a Peters (oh, Jason that is).

General_Failure

Don't farg up the other one by kicking your coffee table when Jackson holds up his new Panthers jersey.

The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

dont wear some next level foot brace that cant even get approved in djibouti
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

I got directv so no crazy shteins gonna happen

Except me sending a xerox of my middle finger over night to Chip and Howie

Diomedes

which is going to resolve first...this bullshtein or the plane gets found
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

He will be holding up a new jersey before they find the plane

General_Failure

He's going to help find the plane, but spike his sonar equipment a yard from the wreckage.

The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

Quote from: General_Failure on March 21, 2014, 09:43:20 PM
He's going to help find the plane, but spike his sonar equipment a yard from the wreckage.

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Eagaholic

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2014, 09:03:20 PM
i read something about him bringing down mh370

maybe you're thinking of DeSean's contract year, when out in his pattern he'd run out of gas.