Week 7: Dallas Sucks

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 02:55:24 PM

Congratulations to Dallas for their upcoming first round playoff loss.

Geowhizzer · October 20, 2013, 03:08:20 PM

This moves more than the Eagles' offense today.

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:17:54 PM

Foles Update: Value has dropped from 2nd round pick to 5th.

Geowhizzer · October 20, 2013, 03:18:53 PM

Surprised I haven't heard a "Bring in Barkley" chant yet.

EDIT: Not quite like the crowd chanting it, but like clockwork the announcer alluded to it right after I posted.

MDS · October 20, 2013, 03:19:25 PM

jesus christ i cant take anymore of this

QB Eagles · October 20, 2013, 03:20:02 PM

Are we sure it isn't Kevin Kolb under that helmet?

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:24:14 PM

That'll be a fine.

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:30:38 PM

Quick, someone find another white receiver!

QB Eagles · October 20, 2013, 03:31:01 PM

Riley Cooper #1 receiver. This could be a problem.

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:32:20 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on October 20, 2013, 03:31:01 PM
Riley Cooper #1 receiver. This could be a problem.

We thought he was going to burn defenses on crossing routes, but he got confused and burned crosses on their lawns.

Munson · October 20, 2013, 03:33:56 PM

What a bad throw.

QB Eagles · October 20, 2013, 03:34:36 PM

That pass flat out sucked.

MDS · October 20, 2013, 03:34:47 PM

jesus christ foles cant complete a pass

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:35:39 PM

Let Foles start the rest of the year, they're going to need all the losses they can get for a decent spot in the draft.

General_Failure · October 20, 2013, 03:40:08 PM

Shotgun on 4th and inches? Chipper's got some balls. Some big, stupid balls.