the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

Did you know that "Stink Bugs" aren't indigenous to North America?  Scientists believe that Halyomorpha Halys were in some packing containers delivered to an Allentown PA export company in 1998 from China.  Since then it has doubled in numbers every year and is now found in 40 states.  It is considered an agricultural pest damaging fruit and vegetable crops.

Enjoy your cheap Chinese toaster oven. 

china unknowingly sends some wildlife over here = the devil

america runs a human traffiking operation btwn here and africa = beacon of shining light for the rest of the universe

[Sgt PSN]

Last Sep/Oct was really bad for stink bugs around here. This recent talk of stink bugs made me realize that other than 1 or 2 here and there, I haven't seen very many at all this year.  Then I took the cover off the window unit in my bedroom last night to clean the filter and like 20 of those little bastiches fell out.  So I channeled my inner-white man and slaughtered the entire village. 

I've never noticed the smell before, so I thought my sniffer just didn't pick up the scent. That only applies to killing 1 or 2. Yeah, killing 20 of them was farging nasty.

[ice grillin you]

what did it smell like...can you compare to any other smell?

[Sgt PSN]

It has a somewhat familiar smell, I just can't quite place it/describe it. It was nasty though. Some of them fell onto my carpet, so I was picking them up with a paper towel and squeezing them dead and I noticed that some of them had this light blue fluid squirting out of them. It looked like watered down Windex.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sarge gettin' him some stink bug money shot

[Seabiscuit36]

what did it smell like...can you compare to any other smell?

It has that lingering odor like a Potato bug

[ice grillin you]

oooooooh a potato bug....of course...im sure thats what sarge was trying to get at when he said the smell was very familiar

[Seabiscuit36]

sorry.  should have said your moms box

[ice grillin you]

yo mommas Hoyda smells like a POTATO BUG


OH SNAP!!

[Seabiscuit36]

That was the proper Sarge response

[Seabiscuit36]

Invasion

[Sgt PSN]

Holy stink bug batman.

[smeags]

Damn that stinks. you must be bugging out.

[SD]

I have a 45-60 minute commute to work. About 20 minutes into my commute I can feel something cutting through my colon. I start looking around for places to go, but I was in the center lane on the Boulevard. The urge came and went. I decide to tough it out for the next 30 minutes till I get to work. The pain comes and goes, some times it's unbearable and I have to stand up in my car to relieve the pain. Traffic is normal on this day. I finally get to my work, but nobody will make the turn because of oncoming traffic. I think to myself "do I go around these people illegally?"...or "maybe I should shoot across the street, park, and run into the Dunkin Donuts. I decide to wait. When I have to shtein like this I usually get some relief once I get out of my car and stand up. Not today. I start b lining it to the building. I pass through security and round the first corrider to finally use the bathroom. Only it's closed. I race around in a panic and see the public contact bathroom is open. I barely get the door behind me closed, yank my pants down, and finally relief.

That was the start to my morning. I hope yours was better.

[Sgt PSN]

My body is a highly tuned machine and I shtein once in the morning and am good until after lunch. I wake up and pour a cup of coffee and take it in the bathroom with me. I drop my deuce while drinking coffee, smoking a cig, and reading news on my iPad or playing a game of chess.  Best 15 minutes of my day.