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ice grillin you

#26595
October 04, 2013, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: SD on October 04, 2013, 07:46:26 AM
I have a 45-60 minute commute to work. About 20 minutes into my commute I can feel something cutting through my colon. I start looking around for places to go, but I was in the center lane on the Boulevard. The urge came and went. I decide to tough it out for the next 30 minutes till I get to work. The pain comes and goes, some times it's unbearable and I have to stand up in my car to relieve the pain. Traffic is normal on this day. I finally get to my work, but nobody will make the turn because of oncoming traffic. I think to myself "do I go around these people illegally?"...or "maybe I should shoot across the street, park, and run into the Dunkin Donuts. I decide to wait. When I have to shtein like this I usually get some relief once I get out of my car and stand up. Not today. I start b lining it to the building. I pass through security and round the first corrider to finally use the bathroom. Only it's closed. I race around in a panic and see the public contact bathroom is open. I barely get the door behind me closed, yank my pants down, and finally relief.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngnwyRQL918
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

#26596
October 04, 2013, 03:02:09 PM
good poop story

if worse came to worse you wouldnt be the first guy to let loose on the blvd
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#26597
October 04, 2013, 04:50:49 PM
You can fight the first sweats off usually.  Round 2 is about 50/50 in the shtein your pants category.  If you make it to round 3, the game is over. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyPhreak54

#26598
October 06, 2013, 03:15:27 PM
http://m.startribune.com/?id=226665421

Smart little farger. And future gambling degenerate.

MDS

#26599
October 06, 2013, 04:48:37 PM
haha that kid is awesome
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

#26600
October 09, 2013, 03:35:33 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

hbionic

#26601
October 09, 2013, 04:00:39 PM
Nice.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Tomahawk

#26602
October 11, 2013, 11:01:21 AM
Whether it's fact or fiction is inconsequential, this story is motherfarging hilarious:

http://thedailycricket.net/2008/06/23/bizzare-arrest-on-rt-95/

Diomedes

#26603
October 11, 2013, 05:54:04 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 11, 2013, 11:01:21 AM
Whether it's fact or fiction is inconsequential, this story is motherfarging hilarious:

http://thedailycricket.net/2008/06/23/bizzare-arrest-on-rt-95/

A+

This makes me want to be a cop. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#26604
October 11, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
Quote"He drink all morning," said Chan. "He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!"

lolololol 

The orientals don't talk good. 

Also, it's definitely fake. 

Diomedes

#26605
October 11, 2013, 06:45:44 PM
the Golden Dong

lol
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Munson

#26606
October 12, 2013, 08:12:37 PM
Standing in line at Jim's right now.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

SunMo

#26607
October 13, 2013, 11:09:49 AM
my wife and i saw Jim Norton perform at Comedy Cabaret in Doylestown last night  he was working out new material and it was farging hysterical. 
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Munson

#26608
October 13, 2013, 11:51:08 AM
Quote from: Munson on October 12, 2013, 08:12:37 PM
Standing in line at Jim's right now.

Completely lived up to expectations. I'm pretty sure a few posters here have talked their steaks up and you weren't lying...delicious.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PhillyPhreak54

#26609
October 13, 2013, 12:40:23 PM
One of my girl's friends from Peru died last night. He was only 28 and it happened pretty quick. He had pneumonia about a month ago and I assume that is what got him. He was hospitalized a week ago because of the lungs and they did all the tests and biopsies and were awaiting results. Then yesterday he worsened and was on a ventilator by 8pm and dead two hours later.

He was a cool guy and I partied with him a lot - its farging sad to see and it fargs me up thinking how fast he went from healthy 28yr old to dead
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