Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[General_Failure]

DeSean talks shtein to his dishes every morning after breakfast.

[MDS]

"im not a stillupfront's mom you farg with"

cary williams to racist riley

TEAMWORK

[PhillyPhreak54]

DeSean talks shtein to his dishes every morning after breakfast.

That made me laugh more than it should have probably

[PhillyPhreak54]

I liked seeing Vick get in Cary's (fresh and clean thanks to him missing OTAs for dental work) grill.

[ice grillin you]

vick is a complete fraud in general and as some sort of leader

[PhillyPhreak54]

Stop hatin'

[Geowhizzer]

I just want to know if Vick electrocuted the loser of the fight.

[Munson]

and if you look closely you can see chip nervously ducking down behind a trash can

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol

[MDS]

vick is a complete fraud in general and as some sort of leader

didnt he say something like "im trying to get these kids to listen to me they wont do it"

teddy b will solve all problems?

[Don Ho]

I just want to know if Vick electrocuted the loser of the fight.

HA!

[Diomedes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g71sJHZikPE&feature=share&list=UUwIc0jd7XUSb6E0NcWHFPOg

[Rome]

Worst / most typical Philadelphia fan moment was when they were honoring Jim Johnson the season after he passed away from cancer. His widow goes out to accept whatever BS the organization is handing off to honor her late husband, to a cheer of "show us your tits" from the 300s.

Pretty sure this is bullshtein, but not 100% sure.   I love Philly.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152

[Tomahawk]

A couple of good nuggets in there:

Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM!

By the way, the last time a highly sought after college coach with a trademark offense came to the NFL, it was FUN AND GUN TIME in Washington. That's a comforting thought!

It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup.

[ice grillin you]

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