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[Eagaholic]

I hope this doesn't give Cary Williams any bright ideas like, just get arrested for an excuse to miss the next team function.

[Sgt PSN]

Ocho gets jail time

...Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson's probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service.

"You better thank your lawyer.  He did a great job for you," Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement.

Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt.  Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off.

She believed Johnson wasn't taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him.  He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5MZ8Dy8uOho

[Sgt PSN]

Also, I'd throw it in the judge.  Definitely. 

[Eagaholic]

just going to post that. that's a hot biotch and yeah, I'd introduce her to my own penal system.

[MDS]

yeah really that judge...hot damn

old white lady please

[ice grillin you]

why do white doods have the worst taste in women

[QB Eagles]

Aaron Hernandez is upping his game this offseason by emulating future Hall of Famers Ray Lewis and Marvin Harrison.

[ice grillin you]

new england gonna need to go TE shopping

http://abcnews.go.com/US/aaron-hernandez-destroyed-home-security-system-phone-sources/story?id=19445131#.UcNDpKW9o6V

[Sgt PSN]

From this day forward he will be known as Aaronthol.

[Don Ho]

Back to that judge, loosen up bitch. 

[Sgt PSN]

Arrest warrant issued for Aaronthol on obstruction charges. 

[Chameleon]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9407775/dog-rescued-michael-vick-fighting-ring-euthanized

Does this shtein ever stop? I get it, we care about dogs.

This story serves no purpose outside of reminding people that Michael Vick is a dog killer.

Yes the dog died. Micheal Vick didn't murder this dog. Does this shtein ever end. How many dogs were recovered? Are we going to hear about it every time one passes? GG, espn/abc.

[Sgt PSN]

Yes the dog died. Micheal Vick didn't murder this dog.

I'm sure the health complications the dog had were completely unrelated to its history as a fighter. 

[General_Failure]

And no one will care when Vick puts a bullet in his chest at 45.

[Eagaholic]

I seriously doubt Vick is the type to do that. He'd much rather vent his anger outward toward other people/animals etc. than himself. Or at least he'd drop the gun before he's able to pull the trigger.