the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

No, that's analingus.

[hbionic]

Is licking a Richard considered dickilingus?

[Yeti]

I laughed 3 times catching up on this thread.  Nice work.

[Zanshin]

I'm not exactly sure why this cracked me up, but it did. And it's short.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime_courts/Prostitutes_beat_NJ_woman_in_South_Beach_hotel.html

If this happens, it's time to rethink your wardrobe choices. Reads like a scene from Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, etc.

[MDS]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/100-students-ejected-nyc-atlanta-flight-19323854#.Ua8A5dJJNqZ

100 high school kids kicked off a flight for not putting their phones away or sitting down.

be honest you thought they were black...or puerto rican...or mexican gangbangers...or lower class irish/italian garbage (basically mets fans)...or snooty rich wasps.

nope. it was none of them. you forgot the most self righteous backwards spoiled narcissistic bunch of them all: orthodox jews.

[Sgt PSN]

Actually, I didn't think it was any of them.  Figured it was a bunch of white, upper middle class suburbanites talking selfies for facebook. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah I did too. I figured a buncha little mini "dude bros" and "like ohmygod" chicks with their self entitlement oozing all over the place.

[phattymatty]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/3846641990.html

[Sgt PSN]

hahaha. 

[Yeti]

Never marry a girl named Christi.  fargin trouble right out of the gate.

[ice grillin you]

Breaking: Reports of an explosion at Concourse D at Hartsfield-Jackson Airport in Atlanta

[rjs246]

I was delayed four hours this morning bc of bomb threats to the Richmond airport. No one, anywhere has Richmond on their list of important terrorist targets.

[MDS]

finally, something good came out of terrorism: russell was inconvenienced

[Seabiscuit36]

The airport wasn't the target, RJS was. 

[rjs246]

Well, they missed. Bitches.