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BigEd76

Chip's response to the marriage: "What are girls?"

hbionic

Quote from: SD on May 06, 2013, 08:27:27 AM
if you're a billionaire the last thing in the world you should do is get married. First thing you should do is cryogenically freeze your sperm then get yourself snipped so you don't knock up some money grubbing skank.

Maybe she'll talk some sense into him and make him realize how stupid the solar panels and wind turbines look. My buddy at work is a Ravens fan, it's bad enough they just won the superbowl, but then he brings up the solar panels and turbines and I have no counter argument because it's such an absurd thing to place in your stadium.

Here's how are arguments go:
Him: Vick killed dogs
Me: Ray Ray was part of a murder cover up
Him: The Ravens won two Superbowls
Me: The Eagles won 3 championships
Him: Well your stadium has wind turbines and solar panels
Me: I hate women
Him: You got me
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Eagaholic


Eagles_Legendz

Quote from: SD on May 06, 2013, 01:45:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 06, 2013, 09:55:12 AM
SF's new stadium;

QuoteSo the 49ers would have two full seasons to work out the kinks before the big game.

The team worked hard to make theirs the greenest stadium in major pro sports. There will be 20,000 square feet of solar panels, a charging station for electric cars, loads of bicycle parking, and a living roof full of green plants

SD's head just exploded.

I don't care what they do in San Francisco, I'm not a Niners fan. Solar panels and wind turbines don't belong at a Philly football stadium. We've gone from down and dirty to corporate green responsible crap. It's a disgrace and I can't believe there isn't a bigger outrage.

Lets get back to people pissing in sinks, that'll show em!

Gotta say your crusade on this, coming from someone who seems so normal with everything else, is beyond strange.

MDS

Quote from: hbionic on May 06, 2013, 03:00:10 PM
Quote from: SD on May 06, 2013, 08:27:27 AM
if you're a billionaire the last thing in the world you should do is get married. First thing you should do is cryogenically freeze your sperm then get yourself snipped so you don't knock up some money grubbing skank.

Maybe she'll talk some sense into him and make him realize how stupid the solar panels and wind turbines look. My buddy at work is a Ravens fan, it's bad enough they just won the superbowl, but then he brings up the solar panels and turbines and I have no counter argument because it's such an absurd thing to place in your stadium.

Here's how are arguments go:
Him: Vick killed dogs
Me: Ray Ray was part of a murder cover up
Him: The Ravens won two Superbowls
Me: The Eagles won 3 championships
Him: Well your stadium has wind turbines and solar panels
Me: I hate women
Him: You got me

lol i dont know if sd's anti woman anti science schitck is real or fake but its a goldmine for comedy
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

I'd pay someone to go put solar panels on the roof of his car and a wind turbine on his porch.

MDS

and make him be around women....who are sub human and stupid!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 05, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
Lurie got married again this weekend.

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Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie tied the knot this weekend with Tina Lai in small ceremony.

Lai, who was born in 1973, took over managing Vietnam Restaurant in 2008 from her brother, Benny Lai, but no longer works at the Chinatown staple.

(Seriously, summer rolls to die for over there.)

"We're very excited for Tina and Jeffrey," said a rep for the family, who also owns Vietnam Cafe in West Philadelphia, adding that they would like to keep the matter personal. Lai is the youngest of eight siblings.

The marriage took place in Charleston, S.C., according to a tweet from former Eagles linebacker/current 610 WIP host Garry Cobb.

Lurie, 61, divorced his wife of 20 years, Christina Weiss Lurie, settling quickly last August. Christina is still part owner of the Eagles and an active member of the Eagles Youth Partnership.

Lai, on the other hand, will not have any official title with the Eagles, according to the organization.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Diomedes

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 06, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
I'd pay someone to go put solar panels on the roof of his car and a wind turbine on his porch.

See...you give a guy 22 grand more per year and he starts acting like a big shot
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

I'd do it regardless because it'd be funny. I'm laughing thinking of his reaction now

General_Failure

I imagine it would be jumping up and down on a hat, Yosemite Sam style.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54


hbionic

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PhillyPhreak54

Probably not a Prius or any hybrid.

Maybe a diesel with no catalytic converters?

Love ya SD. This cracks me up though. I imagine ya sitting in the stadium staring at the turbines and quickly sneaking a glance towards the field just before the snap. Play over and the turbine staredown returns...while angrily drinking a beer thinking how you can dismantle them.