Merry X-mas

Started by hbionic, December 25, 2012, 02:48:27 AM

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hbionic

December 25, 2012, 02:48:27 AM
To everyone...including the house Jew.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

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December 25, 2012, 04:59:16 AM
4:21 a.m. toddler pads into bedroom, needs to go potty.
4:25 a.m. back in bed
4:28 a.m. old dog starts whining and pacing
4:31 a.m. old dog pissess all over the living room as I try to get my shoes on to get her outside
5:00 a.m.  having finished cleaning up the mess, I'm fully awake now, and besides its too late to go back to sleep

merry farging christmas
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

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December 25, 2012, 08:25:14 AM
Merry Christmas!

MDS

#3
December 25, 2012, 12:44:19 PM
i had difficulty peeing with my morning boner

happy christmas
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#4
December 25, 2012, 01:45:09 PM
You'll shoot your eye out.

Sgt PSN

#5
December 25, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
Also, Happy Santamas, dickbags.

Geowhizzer

#6
December 25, 2012, 03:23:01 PM
Hope everyone has a most special Christmas.

Don Ho

#7
December 25, 2012, 06:36:53 PM


"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

General_Failure

#8
December 25, 2012, 06:39:09 PM
Mele KalikiMOCKa to you, too.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#9
December 26, 2012, 02:12:46 AM
Merry Christmas!

Today I drank tequila for the first time in ten years. Still tastes like hell and tomorrow morning is going to suck.

MDS

#10
December 26, 2012, 03:01:02 AM


J tonight
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

#11
December 26, 2012, 05:41:24 AM
 :-D. Yes!!!  shtein, we drank so much tonight at my sisters I'm gonna feel J's pain in about six hours.  I love all of you!
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyPhreak54

#12
December 26, 2012, 06:36:21 AM
Hahah perfect. Drank too much and have the crazy Vicente liquor sweats for sure. My cousin had some of her college friends over and their titties and cats kept falling outta their dresses. Ok so maybe they came out on purpose who knows but it was fun and I'm going to bed finally...at 630. Room is spinning a bit - fun times. I need one of these honies to go fetch some breakfast.

Rome

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December 26, 2012, 07:14:08 AM
Did you wear your Trotter jersey to the party?

PhillyPhreak54

#14
December 26, 2012, 10:37:58 AM
Negative.

I wore a Sixers hoodie, sir.
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