The religion thread.

Started by Diomedes, January 18, 2009, 08:09:54 AM

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SunMo

#375
May 23, 2012, 08:44:44 AM
can anyone give me one good reason why the farging world shouldn't be nuked?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhanInDC

#376
May 23, 2012, 09:26:58 AM
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    Religion has run out of justifications. Thanks to the telescope and the microscope, it no longer offers an explanation of anything important. Where once it used to be able, by its total command of a worldview, to prevent the emergence of rivals, it can now only impede and retard—or try to turn back—the measurable advances that we have made.

    Sometimes, true, it will artfully concede them. But this is to offer itself the choice between irrelevance and obstruction, impotence or outright reaction, and, given this choice, it is programmed to select the worse of the two.

    Meanwhile, confronted with undreamed-of vistas inside our own evolving cortex, in the farthest reaches of the known universe, and in proteins and acids which constitute our nature, religion offers either annihilation in the name of god, or else the false promise that if we take a knife to our foreskins, or pray in the right direction, or ingest pieces of wafer, we shall be "saved."
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#377
May 23, 2012, 10:45:27 AM
I recently got that Obama cancelled Nat'l Prayer Day email too.  I've decided that instead of ignoring them, I'm going to reply to all and give everyone the truth instead.  Why go through the hassle?  Hopefully at least one of my nimrod relatives or friends who reads and believes some of this crap will actually learn something and be a little bit smarter because of it. 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/prayerday.asp

General_Failure

#378
May 23, 2012, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: SunMo on May 23, 2012, 08:44:44 AM
can anyone give me one good reason why the farging world shouldn't be nuked?

Tits.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#379
May 23, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
are christians stupider than the people of other religions?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#380
May 23, 2012, 01:13:37 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 23, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
are christians stupider than the people of other religions?

Exhibit A

ice grillin you

#381
May 23, 2012, 03:33:04 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 23, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
are christians stupider than the people of other religions?

no....they are just more full of themselves
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

#382
May 25, 2012, 04:30:39 PM
Just a little more proof that people like to pick and choose from the bible what things they will and will not "obey."



Leviticus 18:22 is the scripture du jour that seems to be really popular these days.  Between the POTUS repealing DADT and now coming out and saying he supports gay marriage, I really don't know how many times I've seen/heard people refer to this scripture to try and support their claim that being gay is a sin.  And considering that I couldn't quote a single bible scripture, I had to look up what Leviticus 19:28 is.  Pretty funny. 

QuoteYe shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord

MDS

#383
May 25, 2012, 04:32:05 PM
lol at the end being I am the Lord

is that his sign off? like secreast out!

was i supposed to forget who he was in this story? thanks for the reminder you farging egomaniac.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

hbionic

#384
May 25, 2012, 09:29:51 PM
 :-D
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

#386
May 31, 2012, 08:33:02 PM
good riddance to bad rubbish
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

#389
July 30, 2012, 09:09:58 PM
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
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