I hate my job!

[rjs246]

And it's too late anyway. Erection formed and worked.

[Zanshin]

Like that wasn't going to happen anyway.

[Zanshin]

I have no doubt that my mostly unfounded Jersey hating is going to end with me ultimately finding a job in and moving to the Garden State.  Maybe I should have been hating on Hawaii all these years instead.  On the other hand, good thing I haven't been bad mouthing Alabama 

I should be a farging profit. 

Update on the job front:  The Marine Corps has seriously been yanking my chain over the last year.  First I was going to San Diego, then I was denied reenlistment and told I have to separate.  Then last week I found out that I am being granted reenlistment and that I would find out my next duty assignment today.  I just got off the phone with my monitor (he's the guy who controls where everyone goes in my job field) and he told me that I'm going to McGwire AFB in New farging Jersey. 

All in all, I'm excited about it.  Going to get my 20 and retire after all and while I'm not thrilled about the idea of living so close to Trenton, the pros far outweigh the cons.  Steady paycheck, retirement, close to Philly and I don't have to pump my own gas for the next 3 years.  I'll take it.  And I move in Sept so I'll be there just in time for football season.  You bitches better have tix for me. 

Congrats. If it works out that way, it sounds like a great resolution. And you'll be close enough for the next swinger party.

[hbionic]

I'm going to miss you and your gargantuan penis. 

[Sgt PSN]

You're coming with me bro.  Spent much of the morning looking at properties online and it looks like there's plenty of listings in my price range that sit on 1+ acre of land and, well, that grass ain't gonna mow itself burrito boy. 

[hbionic]

What's the squaw going to be doing?

[Sgt PSN]

Laundry

[General_Failure]

Landry?

[Sgt PSN]

I guess if she gets a job with the Jets. 

[hbionic]

You never know unless you try.

http://www.newyorkjets.com/footer/careers.html

[Sgt PSN]

Sweet.  She can be the next Jen Sterger. 

[Diomedes]

Getting your 20 and retirement is huge.  Good news.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, the only "downer" right now is that I've spent the last several months focusing on getting ready for civilian life that I've dedicated absolutely no time at all to maintaining any level of physical fitness.  I'm not 28 anymore, can't go 3 or 4 months without working out and still be in shape.  So yeah, I got the news on Thursday last week that I'll be reenlisting.  I went for a run Thursday afternoon and wanted to die.  Ran a 1.5 mile obstacle course on Friday and I think, for about 30 seconds, I actually did die.  So back to the gym I go.  Gotta put a lot of work in over the next couple of weeks to get myself back up to par. 

[rjs246]

All I read was wah wah wah. Just go get some exercise, fat boy.

[Diomedes]

Meh, I wouldn't worry about it.  What are they gonna do, test you on it? 

Have a burrito.