the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

i'm gonna analyze the farging details bro

lol

[DH]

Just when I thought Giants fans couldn't get any more obnoxious..

Construction guys are retro-fitting sprinklers in my office, and today asked me to vacate - probably for three days or so. We knew they'd be coming in, but not this fast, so I didn't have a chance to move my shtein or anything. So, the lead guy comes in with this awful NY accent and says "Hey Tommy, look at this, we've got an Eagle fan in here...you know what we did last time we had one of these in our way."...So I play along and laugh, and ask him to please not smash my helmet or framed picture of the Vet, both hanging in my office. He laughs and says something like "You've never seen a Giants fan like me before..." and shows me his cool Giants tattoo. Whatever.

Anyway, I had to go back into my office to get something an hour later, and my helmet is gone - the guy laughed and told me he hid it because "thats how much I hate the Eagles".

This son of a bitch, he leaves at 4:30, if my helmet isn't in there when he leaves, it may be 2004 all over again.   

[General_Failure]

If you'd just leave up a framed picture of you punching that guy, you could probably avoid situations like this.

[Rome]

The certificate of authenticity restraining order he received with it is also a nice touch.

[MDS]

thats actually seriously unprofessional and if he doesnt return it right away you should call his supervisor and explain hes stealing customers personal belongings, which should be a fireable offense

its one thing to bust balls and joke around its another to touch someone elses shtein, especially someone you dont even know. its actually quite farged up.

[DH]

I just went in my office now, and found he left the helmet in a corner hidden by a bunch of my other stuff.

It turned out to not be a big deal, but I agree 100% - don't touch other peoples shtein - especially semi-valuable shtein while your hands have all sorts of shtein all over.

[SD]

You should take it to your car and still report him for messing with your shtein. farg the Giants and their fans.

[Sgt PSN]

If you'd just leave up a framed picture of you punching that guy, you could probably avoid situations like this.

This. 

thats actually seriously unprofessional and if he doesnt return it right away you should call his supervisor and explain hes stealing customers personal belongings, which should be a fireable offense

its one thing to bust balls and joke around its another to touch someone elses shtein, especially someone you dont even know. its actually quite farged up.

And surprisingly, this too.  Who knew Todd had this much sense? 

[rjs246]

He doesn't. He's just a neurotic weirdo who doesn't like anyone to touch his stuff.

[Rome]

If anyone in our office had a contractor touching their shtein without permission there would be hell to pay.  That is a serious no-no in a public setting, and considering DH works in a quasi-government office, I'm surprised at the outcome of this.  Props to him for not losing his temper, though. 

[ice grillin you]

pretty sure the private sector frowns upon the practice as well

[Yeti]

I hate Giants fans.  Punch him in his fargin grill.

[Diomedes]

you are a bunch of goddamn Hoydas

waahh, he touched my property
waahh, he played a harmless joke on me


wa wa wa

get a farging grip

[rjs246]

Thank you. farg. Bunch of queers.

[MDS]

next time the exterminator comes to your house and you cant find your reusable shopping bags or your locally bought fresh fruit ima come back and see a different russell