the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Eagaholic

Quote from: General_Failure on February 24, 2012, 05:09:26 PM
Shocking revelations.

That is one train wreck of an article, whether from the standpoint of scientific logic, grammar or even spelling ("behaviour that would soully benefit themselves"). Written by anyone here?

Munson

On the way to our car in Old City, my friend had to piss and I told him not to whip his junk out. A black woman sitting in the car next to ours with her friend overheard this and proceeded to offer him $200 for all of us to show her our dicks.

We declined.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

Young black woman, old black woman?  What kind of car she in?  Her friend?  Female? White, black?  Old?  Snaggletooth?

Why would anyone--ANYONE--want to see your goblin cock, much less pay to see it?'  Maybe like, in pity as compensation for the freak show?  I don't get it.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Munson

I don't get it either, Dio. I don't go to old city very often.

Two young black women...probably early 30's tops, more likely mid-late 20's. I'm not a car guy so didn't bother to even look at what kind/color the car is.

:-D at "goblin cock"...it works on two levels
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

I would show my cork for $5. Maybe less. Why the farg would you pass up $200 just for whipping your Johnson out? Dumbasses.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

 :-D

I had already gotten in the car and thought she only pulled out like a $20. My friend got in the car after saying no and said she pulled out 2 hundreds. Had I known that I probably would have said yes too
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

SD

I actually thought this was pretty funny. Guy leaves waitress a $1.33 tip for a $133 check. He circled 'TIP' and wrote "Get a better job"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/banker-insulting-tip-incites-class-warfare-between-1-164624882.html


Sgt PSN

If every waiter/waitress out there got a better job, then who would serve coffee to his over privileged ass? 

rjs246

That shows not only an alarming contempt for someone who is serving him food, but an amazing inability to understand the simplest of economic realities. Doesn't make me laugh. Makes me want to punch his rich farging face in the face with a hammer gun.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

What a fleshpophole.

Hope that guy's family dies in a car fire as he watches after being ejected from the driver's seat, helpless, paralyzed, and with a wallet full of Benjamins.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


SunMo

reading the article, the guy wrote, "Get a real job" on the receipt, not "better".  What a douche
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

SD

What you all fail to realize is that the waitress was probably a funhole

Sgt PSN

Your hatred of women is really showing on this one.  Waitresses with bad attitudes typically don't get jobs in high priced resturants serving up $130 meals to fat cat bankers. 

Sgt PSN

Not to mention that this doesn't sound like a guy who simply responded to crappy service with a crappy tip:

QuoteSo proudly does he wear his 1% badge of honor that he tips exactly 1% every time he feels the server doesn't sufficiently bow down to his holiness."