Dead in 2012

[ice grillin you]

not three ill individuals at the same time tho

[rjs246]

You're right. Something supernatural is afoot here.

[BigEd76]

JoePa in 3...2...1...

[MDS]

good. get lost you coward.

[Eagaholic]

It was Ariane Noelle Patterson's 21st birthday, and she was grateful to be alive.

The Gardner-Webb University student took to her Twitter account on Jan. 17 and posted the message: "Thank you God for another year of life."

Hours later, she collapsed during a religion class and was rushed to nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead, the Associated Press reports.

Thoughts?

[Sgt PSN]

God doesn't follow her Twitter feed.

[General_Failure]

Or he was clearly telling her she was following the wrong religion.

[Eagaholic]

Or maybe God hates twitter.

Or God hates people happy to be alive, and smites them.

If its none of these other things we named, the only other plausible thing I can think of is that she did bad on her last religion exam.

[Diomedes]

Ye of little faith, bend thine ear to the true gospel:  God operates in ways that are strange to men.  He is the Lord.  It is not our place to question Him but only to rejoice in Him.  He took her because He did and we are happy His will was done.  Amen.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Joe Paterno, for real this time.

[Diomedes]

Winston Riley

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/entertainment/Winston-Riley-is-dead_10602234

[rjs246]

Two scores in one week. A new rjs record.

[Eagaholic]

Ye of little faith, bend thine ear to the true gospel:  God operates in ways that are strange to men.  He is the Lord.  It is not our place to question Him but only to rejoice in Him.  He took her because He did and we are happy His will was done.  Amen.

I believe you have found your true calling, brother Dio!

Post ye not in vain upon these wretched boards of vanity and sloth, where words of truth are lain to waste, even as the seed of man falleth upon the harlot's bosom.

[Rome]

Andy Musser died.

[Diomedes]

Not funny.