The religion thread.

[ice grillin you]

shows how much i know about tv

[General_Failure]

This might be the only time you'll ever be told this, but you're a better person for it.

[Seabiscuit36]

TLC is 99% shows about children anymore

[Eagaholic]

I don't know why you all are so down on religion. And the problem certainly isn't with what the original founders taught.

[Sgt PSN]

http://heebmagazine.com/shtein-christians-say-to-jews/32489

[Eagaholic]

(Reuters) - Enraged Chinese shoppers pelted Apple Inc's flagship Beijing store with eggs and shoving matches with police broke out when customers were told the store would not begin sales of the popular iPhone 4S as scheduled.

Apple said later Friday after the botched launch at its store in Beijing's trendy Sanlitun district that it would halt all retail sales of the latest iPhone in China for the time being, but said the phones would be available online, through its partner China Unicom or at official Apple resellers.

Scuffles broke out before daybreak between security staff and shoppers, many of whom had waited in line overnight in sub-freezing weather, after an announcer with a bullhorn told the restless crowd around 7 a.m. that the phones would not go on sale as planned and that they should go home.

Police dragged some people away and photos appeared on the Chinese blogosphere of a man who had brought raw eggs in a plastic bag handing them out before people heaved them at the store's tall glass windows.

"We're suffering from cold and hunger," a man in his 20s shouted to Reuters Television. "They said they're not going to sell to us. Why? Why?"

(for some reason I imagine the man saying that last line in English with a thick Chinese accent)

[SD]

Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.


Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to?
THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.



Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing you know you see them or receive a phone call from them? THAT'S GOD.
There is no such thing as coincidence.

Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.

Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it . THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter day.


Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you?
NO! I was thinking of you! !
Please pass this along and share the Power of God.
In all that we do, we should totally give thanks and our blessings will continue to multiply. Keep this going. You have no idea which one of your e-mail buddies could use a little hope today

[rjs246]

I GOD telling me to punch this baby right now? Because I'm really enjoying it.

[Munson]

I've got like 800 songs on my iGod so far

[Tomahawk]

THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.

I feel obligated to thank god for satisfying the carnal desires of my heart. I didn't realize the almighty was such a dirty mofo

[hbionic]

Wasn't aware he changed his stance on gays. Carry on.

[Tomahawk]

Sometimes you are delayed where you are because GOD knows there's a storm where you're headed. Be Grateful!

Another beautiful sunset in winter God is good all the time.

[Sgt PSN]

Opened up FB and this was the first post on my news feed.

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure ...
Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children

farging puke. 

[Tomahawk]

Holy shtein and I thought the quotes I posted from fb were farging retarded. I am humbled

[Diomedes]

Maybe God can explain Geo's lousy day to him.  I'm looking forward to the transcript on that one.