Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[ice grillin you]

that first nfl paycheck will make him feel better

[ice grillin you]

good for him....

Victim 4:

"This is the most difficult time of my life. I can't put into words how unbearable this has been on my life, both physically and mentally. I can't believe they put us through this only to waive the hearing."

"Regardless of the decision to waive the hearing, nothing has changed. I still will stand my ground and testify the truth."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Can't imagine. Him and the others testifying deserve a lot of credit for going through all this.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Can't make this stuff up.

Sandusky's Lawyer: If You Believe Witness, I Suggest You Dial 1-800-REALITY (That's A Gay Phone Sex Line)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Next head coach will be one of the following, maybe:

Chris Petersen
Mike Munchak
Mark Richt
Dan Mullen
Al Golden


MOCK

[Drunkmasterflex]

I have read a lot of chatter that says there is a done deal in place with an unidentified coach.

Supposedly it could be announced next week or after the bowl.

A lot of speculation its Richt.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've read a lot of the same. Not a bad deal for him. Will make more coin and won't have to play in the SEC anymore.

[phattymatty]

[Drunkmasterflex]

They certainly could do much worse if it is truly the case.

[ice grillin you]

ginger testifying that he did see sandusky bawling the kid...then went to his locker door and slammed it....then went back and looked and it had stopped

[Drunkmasterflex]

He also said he did not see insertion.....it must have been extremely awkward to be in that courtroom.

[Rome]

Richt would be a fantastic hire, probably better than they could ever hope for, actually.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Apparently Curtis Drake knocked out McFavre after practice today.  Even McGloin said it was his own fault, he was still heated after practice and Drake tried to talk to him but he wanted no parts of it.

It got heated from there and he ended up out cold on his back and had a seizure.

[BigEd76]

Noah Spence, a 5-star DE from McDevitt, was expected to go to PSU.  He took his first visit to Ohio State this weekend...and committed to them

[ice grillin you]

he was expected to go to penn state aLONG time ago..since the paterno rape scandal he was always going to ohio state....even before urban came to town