2011 Point & Laugh at the skins thread

[BigEd76]

Cooley put on IR (knee), blames it on the lockout

[BigEd76]

shut out by Buffalo...ha

[Sgt PSN]

Tashard Choice, Washington taterskin

[methdeez]

Mike Shannanahanan, greatest coach ever, $7 mill per year, benched Jake Plummer for Jay Cutler in 2006 when the Broncos were 7-4 and leading their division. They missed the playoffs and haven't been back since.
This year, Shanny benches Rex Grossman when the Redksin were 3-2 and in first (second?) place in the NFC East for a 30(!) year-old career backup who currently has a 65.5 QB rating for his career. 
So the question is, if you could suck your own dick would you ever leave the house?

[Diomedes]

Although I can stroke my own dick quite well, I still prefer to have someone else do it.  So, yes.

[shorebird]

Wow, the taterskins might not win a single game for the rest of the season, I can't wait to play them again.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I bet they can't wait to play you, either.

[shorebird]

You can go play with yourself.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yes, I can!

[shorebird]

I am right now.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Brian Mitchell: taterskins were out-coached
By Dan Steinberg


b]Late in the taterskins broadcast on Sunday, Fox ran a graphic on the record of recent Washington coaches through 22 games. Here are the updated standings.

Jim Zorn 10-13

Joe Gibbs 10-13

Steve Spurrier 10-13

Mike Shanahan 9-14

* Marty Schottenheimer 8-8[/b]

Now, when the broadcast network points that out, you know the local sports media folks will raise the decibel level by a few points. So, here are a few of the comments I've heard about Shanahan over the past 24 hours.

Brian Mitchell on CSN: "Whether or not guys or trying or not, we can't answer that question, but on the football field, they seem outmanned, outgunned. I was asked the question last week, who I thought had the best coaches, the taterskins staff or the Buffalo Bills. I said the Buffalo Bills. You look at this game today, who was outcoached, the taterskins or the Bills? The taterskins were outcoached."

John Riggins on MASN: "They've got still games to play, and they still can exonerate themselves if you will, but boy I'm gonna tell you something, it is going to be tough. It is going to be tough. And I can't stress this enough: SO much of this is on Mike Shanahan. SO much of it, whether they can turn things around. I mean, they've done enough damage to the perceived progress that they've [made] right now with these last three games, and particularly this game today. They've gone so far backwards now."

Steve Czaban on ESPN 980: "He's making $7 million a year, and now we have three games where they've been flat, flatter and dead, in succession....It's trending the wrong way."

Mitchell: "It comes down to whether or not they're prepared. Offensively we looked anemic, we looked like a college, like a high school football team. Defensively we started off on fire, now we seem to be a laughing stock. Guys can run the ball when they feel like it. Special teams, nothing is happening. Something is going wrong. The guys either shut off the coaches or the coaches can't get 'em to go do what they want 'em to do."

Riggins: "I mean, if they keep losing, if they lose every game from here on — and there's a possibility they could, they honestly could lose every game from here on out — they finish 3-13, what do you do with Mike Shanahan? I know it's early. It's early."

Mitchell: "We're in week 7 of a season. Now I hear a coach say I'm trying to see what guys can do. Didn't he go through preseason and training camp? And say he chose the best 53 players for this team? You shouldn't still have to see what guys can do; you should know what guys can do....Did Mike Shanahan make the right decisions on the people he kept? That's the question that needs to start popping up."

Riggins: "Mike Shanahan has a full platter in front of him right now. He is overloaded with things he's going to have to do. There are so many things going on, so many problems that need to be addressed. It's going to be overwhelming. But it will really truly test him to see if he comes out on the other side. I think he's got his work seriously cut out for him."

Pointing. Laughing.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lololol

Helu fumble and they give up a TD on a wheel route to a converted college DE on the next play.

You may not win that 6+ wins bet Havas

Outscored 36-0 in the last 6 quarters

[Hawk]

He's going to lose that bet, as well as his bet with me that the Cowboys will finish better than the Eagles.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

rofl

[shorebird]

Damn, thats a 'just ate a shtein sandwich with a side of puke soup' look.