the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

   that sounded really ghey.

[shorebird]

Doesn't eat beef and didn't think to ask what kind of dogs they were? He don't care too much.

[phattymatty]

randomly ran into the first girl i dated in college at a bar in dc yesterday. we chatted for 5-10 minutes but it was kinda awkward. she married the next guy she dated after me which basically means even though i haven't seen her in about 10+ years, my wang is still the last other than her husband to be in her. weird.

[SD]

Was pretty sure that story was gonna end in public bathroom sex. Disappointed.

[phattymatty]

i thought so for a few minutes too until her husband and friends showed up.

[Sgt PSN]

You should have put a sock on the door so he would have known not to come in. 

[MDS]

just because shes married doesnt mean she doesnt want a gang bang

[Rome]

just because shes married doesnt mean she doesnt want a gang bang

Words to live by.

[phattymatty]

also her breath smelled like icehole. i guess thats normal for married people.

[MDS]

how am i gonna write a book on your life if you wont sexually harass your married ex girlfriends

[phattymatty]

some 60 year old black gay guy that hung out with me and russell, then followed us around town a few weeks ago has been harassing me by text if that helps. he sends me pictures that he took of us that night every once in a while. then begs me to come meet him.

[MDS]

that chapter is like any mention of russell---cut from the book

[phattymatty]

Guest   07:16:55 PM   Viewing the topic Nashville Roadie

hector, log in its cool.

[Sgt PSN]

Hahaha

[phattymatty]

i'm in a cornhole league now. my alcoholism really knows no bounds these days. its cool though, it gives everyone an excuse to get drunk on tuesdays, even if the games only last 15 min.