The Return of the HAIKUS

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, September 16, 2011, 07:30:40 AM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

We need to improve user experience up in here.

Vick farged Atlanta
Got their money, killed some dogs
Now he makes it hurt

Geowhizzer

I just can't believe
We're doing this crap again
Stupid-ass haikus

Feva

My only worry,
is the current condition
of Mike Turner's quad
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Diomedes

wost manneans grading
with shady pimp outshining
eagles crush falcons
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Zanshin

The Haiku are back?
Well, it beats doing my work.
Eagles win by 3.

Zanshin

Michael Turner loves
To see our linebacker corps.
Have to be better.

Zanshin

Oh, and by the way
The plural form of Haiku
Is simply Haiku.

General_Failure

It is good to have
All of this information
In one place like this.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Don Ho


Vick miyagi
Sorosoro nobore
Atlanta no yama
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Don Ho on September 16, 2011, 03:02:00 PM

Vick miyagi
Sorosoro nobore
Atlanta no yama

In America
When haiku-ing, speak English
Joe Vento thanks you.

Don Ho

Linebackers suck ass
We must do a better job
Deja vu again


"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Kurt

Jesus Christ
I H8 concussions
when it's us

Sgt PSN

Your haiku will be
mocked mercilessly because
it sucks a fat one

Munson

Your second line needs
To be seven syllables,
Cobain yourself, Kurt
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Don Ho

We really need a haiku refresher. 

Dunta big Hoyda
Soon you will get yours icehole
Forty K good start
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.