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Tomahawk

#23295
August 17, 2011, 01:35:46 PM
You guys got me all worried. The bottom of the e-mail confirming my purchase says, "The Secretary of State's Office has the right to refuse any combination of letters and/or letters and numbers that may carry connotations offensive to good taste and decency".

If I don't get it, I'm going to be P-I-S-S-E-D; maybe even upset enough to write a letter.

Because my last name is a little German, my second choice is SOURKRT

Sgt PSN

#23296
August 17, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
I'd go with JUBRNR

Yeti

#23297
August 17, 2011, 06:29:06 PM
HTLRANDI
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

General_Failure

#23298
August 17, 2011, 06:46:33 PM
I get the Hitler part, but why Andy?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Yeti

#23299
August 17, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
JC AND I

HITLER AND I

why are my jokes so much funnier to me?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#23300
August 17, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
I don't know.  You used to be funny.

I think I erecall a story about each of the guys at the plant you worked at weighing their heads on a scale, or something like that.  That was farging funny.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#23301
August 17, 2011, 11:37:55 PM
Epic Yeti was retarded kids tethered to trees and getting french ticklers in the grocery store.  Then he moved out to the wilderness for a couple years and lost his edge.  Being raped by a grizzly bear changes a man, I suppose. 

hbionic

#23302
August 18, 2011, 01:58:55 PM
1. It wasn't just any bear, it was Smokey The Bear and it was a costume party
2. Looking at the pics now, I didn't realize Yeti was dressed up as a Scot
3. Yeti looks like his wife when he wears skirts
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

General_Failure

#23303
August 18, 2011, 02:31:57 PM

The man. The myth. The legend.

hbionic

#23304
August 18, 2011, 03:49:09 PM
The exact reason I refuse to go camping. farg bears. I'll die some other way, thank you.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

General_Failure

#23305
August 18, 2011, 03:54:44 PM Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 03:57:13 PM by General_Failure
By refusing to farg bears at the club. That's my bet.

Bullet-proof skin.

The man. The myth. The legend.

mussa

#23306
August 18, 2011, 03:58:50 PM
Mum they are eating me, Mum!
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Yeti

#23307
August 18, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 17, 2011, 11:37:55 PM
Epic Yeti was retarded kids tethered to trees and getting french ticklers in the grocery store.  Then he moved out to the wilderness for a couple years and lost his edge.  Being raped by a grizzly bear changes a man, I suppose.

I have a million funny stories but every time I post one on here you pickle sniffers call me a bullshteinter.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#23308
August 18, 2011, 07:12:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 17, 2011, 11:37:55 PM
Epic Yeti was retarded kids tethered to trees and getting french ticklers in the grocery store.  Then he moved out to the wilderness for a couple years and lost his edge.  Being raped by a grizzly bear changes a man, I suppose.

I have a million funny stories but every time I post one on here you pickle sniffers call me a bullshteinter.

STFU and start telling funny stories again.  Ass. 

LBIggle

#23309
August 18, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
yes. be funny. right now.
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