World (Vegas) Travel Thread

[Sgt PSN]

I'm sure there's a few restaurants over there that Phatty will give glowing recommendations. 

[MDS]

i honestly cant believe hes alive

[Sgt PSN]

The rest of us are wondering the same thing about you after 2 years in Mexico.  Hell, the pool we started only extended out like 3 weeks. 

[MDS]

they hate blacks and muslims down here

whiteys be good

[ice grillin you]

just checked in to a super 8 in new paltz new york

[Geowhizzer]

just checked in to a super 8 in new paltz new york

For the free breakfast?

[Tomahawk]

I leave for Wuxi, China in a week. According to people that have already been, I shouldn't have a problem finally finding a cure for my malaria

[hbionic]

Wear your eagles mask and tell them that you are a descendant of Godzilla and if they don't bow to your commands, that you'll destroy their city and rape their women, just like your grandfather Godzilla did in the 70's.

They will most likely say, "He's not real, and we're not Japanese"

Respond by slowly pinching and rubbing your nipples, look them dead in the eye, and say, "I know".

You should be good from there.

[Tomahawk]

Had to drive to Chicago to get a new passport and spend the night at the Palmer House to get a visa the next day because the Chinese Consulate initially refused to issue a visa because a stupid dog chewed an 1/8" square out of the front cover of my original passport. What made that mini-trip awesome was an Oktoberfest was going on right next to the passport office.

The 14 hour flight to Wuxi would have been a lot better if stupid babies wouldn't have taken turns crying nearly the whole time. Breeders shouldn't be allowed to fly with their offspring until their stupid farging kids are old enough to have the cry beaten out of them. The silver lining is I'm getting vengeance by eating as many dogs as I can while I'm here.

[DH]

youre chinese?

[Tomahawk]

I really think so. At least until 30SEP2011

[phattymatty]

i just booked a last minute flight to vegas for next weekend. oops.

[phattymatty]

i just got back from an EPIC few days in vegas. for all my craps friends, i hit the fire bet on my very first table of the weekend. i've hit the 4 before and have seen someone hit the 5, but my whole table at bills gamblin hall hit the 6. which means we all made $1000 on a $1 bet. it was ridiculous, that was just the tip of the iceberg. my whole table became instant best friends and then we just traveled up and down the strip hitting craps table, i ended up about 2.5 gs up in the first few hours. then me and all these random new friends just started VIP clubbin everywhere. we did the VIP at club chateau and apparently it was some girl named brit's brithday from true blood. i did mad illegal things with her friends.

anywaym at one point i was probably up like 4G but by the time I got home this mmorning i was about 400 bucks up. the memories more than made up for it. i'm going back in a few weeks. i love vegas so much.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Outstanding!

I've never hit the fire bet yet. I was playing roulette once at IP when a table hit and it was pure chaos. Closest I have gotten was four once at Bally's.

Where did you stay?

I'm trying to find time to make it out there but its looking like it wont be until after the new year unless I can squeeze a weekend trip in - and I dont like Friday-Sunday trips,  I usually need a day extra.

[MDS]

im seriously considering quitting my job and following matty around and writing a book on his life

you would buy that, right?