World (Vegas) Travel Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I was walking down the strip on Saturday morning and they had some local group out there collecting change for the homeless. They were stationed at various spots along the strip and I gave the collector in front of The Bellagio a few bucks.

I get down towards the Venetian and one dude asks me and I told him I dropped some in the other bucket and he didn't like my answer so he starts shtein talking me because I am a Phils fan

"Don't blame me for the Phillies"

'What exactly would I blame? Them being the best?"

"Yeah....uhhh....the best at not winning world series!"

Yeah ok buddy, go farg yourself...nice comeback

[Rome]

If you didn't take the spit bucket out of his farging hand and smash him over the head with it you're dead to us.

[MDS]

ok farg it, its mds story time

so im on the streets of sf on saturday doing the lame tourist thing. get a nice pic of alcatraz and walk to the sidewalk. then, this exchange.

some guy: hey, philadelphia sucks!

me: what? how do you know im a phillies fan?

guy: dont you remember us? you sat in front of us at the game.

me: uh ok. sure. yea. (walking away) see you sunday.

i guess im that big of a jackass at games that random ass people remember me.

[hbionic]

Or really farging jewish and ugly.

[MDS]

distinct possibility

[Rome]

Or really farging jewish and ugly.

Once every 10 years or so Chuggie hits one the farg outta the park.

This wasn't that time but it was a solid single to left none the less.

[PhillyPhreak54]

If you didn't take the spit bucket out of his farging hand and smash him over the head with it you're dead to us.

I did not do anything other than tell him to go farg himself. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

ok farg it, its mds story time

so im on the streets of sf on saturday doing the lame tourist thing. get a nice pic of alcatraz and walk to the sidewalk. then, this exchange.

some guy: hey, philadelphia sucks!

me: what? how do you know im a phillies fan?

guy: dont you remember us? you sat in front of us at the game.

me: uh ok. sure. yea. (walking away) see you sunday.

i guess im that big of a jackass at games that random ass people remember me.

Weird to randomly run into them again in a big city like that. Were they homos? Maybe they wanted a piece of you?

[Sgt PSN]

Gay dudes have good taste so there's no way in hell they'd be trying to pick up the lil guy.....unless they were looking for someone to give a makeover too, which would be a very strong possibility.   

[Tomahawk]

ok farg it, its mds story time

so im on the streets of sf on saturday doing the lame tourist thing. get a nice pic of alcatraz and walk to the sidewalk. then, this exchange.

Let's exchange sweet Alcatraz pics. When I was there years ago, it was closed to tourists, but my Aunt paid for a helicoptor ride which flew over, then under, the Golden Gate Bridge, then circled Alcatraz. That's when I took this:

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Buying tickets to see Ray Romano AND Kevin James in the SAME show. I love Vegas.

[MDS]

im not getting the pic off my phone..but you win.

it was a married middle aged dude who kept telling me to sit down, going as far to say "im not going to ask again." because, you know, after a hunter pence HR god forbid i should stand. got to see the action going on on the field.

[Tomahawk]

Wasn't a competition...just hoping to see a cool pic of a cool place. Regardless, you should be more of a DieHard Jew and punch people like that.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Buying tickets to see Ray Romano AND Kevin James in the SAME show. I love Vegas.

I've heard its a pretty good show. I haven't been able to time it up to be there when they are playing yet though

[Rome]

Buying tickets to see Ray Romano AND Kevin James in the SAME show. I love Vegas.

Nice.

Now you're dead to us.

DEAD