Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

Started by ice grillin you, July 16, 2011, 07:33:55 PM

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phattymatty

#45
July 19, 2011, 08:59:19 AM
what makes her a sports lover? because she was in the SI swimsuit edition or because she used her comp seats at the garden?

ice grillin you

#46
July 19, 2011, 09:06:03 AM
because shes said it in numerous interviews and goes to games all the time...nba is her thing but she likes all sports
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

#47
July 19, 2011, 09:16:02 AM
don't even challenge igy on this

he reads entertainment magazines
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

#48
July 19, 2011, 09:29:49 AM
id read a story about kate upton if it were written on some used toilet paper
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

#49
July 19, 2011, 02:29:50 PM
she wont have sex with you, you know
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#50
July 19, 2011, 02:44:46 PM

Rome

#51
July 19, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
She's got weird thumbs.

OUT.

SD

#52
July 19, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 19, 2011, 08:59:19 AM
what makes her a sports lover? because she was in the SI swimsuit edition or because she used her comp seats at the garden?

She's not, she just pretends to so she appeals to the common folk and not just the hoity toity crowd. Women who say they're into sports are by and large full of shtein. I'm not saying they don't exist, because PG is living proof that some women are just as into sports as men, but the ones who say they're huge sports fans are only so when it conveniences them. Watch a game with a bunch of people of both sexes and the men are into the game and the women gossip about nonsense.

Rome

#53
July 19, 2011, 07:00:14 PM
I had a friend who was a bigger Eagles fan than I was.  I mean she knew everything about the Birds.  She watched the games with us at the Pub, went to training camp and roadies, pored over the draft, played fantasy football, the whole kit & caboodle.

Then she got married to some dick who didn't care about football and she disappeared into his interests.  It's really freaky how that happens.

Too bad too because she was a good looking broad and prettied up the ugliness that is Eagles fans in Daytona Beach.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#54
July 19, 2011, 07:03:48 PM
Pretty sure SD is getting to the point where he will either go gay or go eunuch.

SD

#55
July 19, 2011, 07:06:04 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 19, 2011, 07:03:48 PM
Pretty sure SD is getting to the point where he will either go gay or go eunuch.

I'm enlightened.

And always remember, I'm here to help.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#56
July 19, 2011, 07:18:49 PM
I like vagina too much to see your light.

SD

#57
July 19, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
People who love vagina don't get married.

Now let that sit and stir for a bit.

General_Failure

#58
July 19, 2011, 07:27:22 PM
Lesbians get married in some states.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD

#59
July 19, 2011, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 19, 2011, 07:27:22 PM
Lesbians get married in some states.

Lesbians have a vagina...apples and oranges.
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