2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[charlie]

Shut up, he sucks

[Don Ho]

Everyone hits!

Everyone sucks!

[ice grillin you]

kendrick is hideous but who cares hes a spot starter

[Rome]

When Kendrick pitches against AAAA hitting clubs he does fine.

If he's put into a game against a team that can actually hit his slop, put up the hurricane shutters.

[MDS]

When Kendrick pitches against AAAA hitting clubs he does fine.

If he's put into a game against a team that can actually hit his slop, put up the hurricane shutters.

2010:

apr 20 @ atl- 8 IP, 0 er
may 5 vs. stl - 7 IP, 0 er
may 28 vs. fla - 6 IP, 0 er
june 17 @ NYY - 7 IP, er
july 8 vs. cin - 6.2 IP, er
july 24 vs. col - 7 IP, er
aug 4 @ fla - 6 IP, 2 er

hurricane shutters. hideous.

[Sgt PSN]

He's had plenty of good games. And plenty of bad ones. He's an average, forgettable major league pitcher. Long man, 5th starter, won't kill ya.

Accept it.

It's not often that the little guy makes sense, but when he does he's right on it. 

The Phils have the best record in baseball.  The bats are starting to wake up.  The bull pen has been solid and Madson has been better than anyone expected in the closer role.  So let's bitch about Kyle Kendrick because he's an average pitcher after he goes out and pitches a solid game.  Yeah, that makes sense. 

[Rome]

farging Halladay is so overrated.

Two runs in the first inning = teh suck.

Trade him while we can still get something for him.

[MDS]

in a game of this magnitude a real ace wouldnt spot them 2.

jair jurjjens would never do this

[Rome]

Now you're getting it.

Welcome to the REAL, yo.

[Sgt PSN]

farging Halladay is so overrated.

Two runs in the first inning = teh suck.

Trade him while we can still get something for him.

Good thing they still have Kendrick.  Who need's a bum like Halladay when you've got him lying in wait.

[Rome]

In all seriousness, someone needs to get the deer rifle and take Ibanez out.

[MDS]

his hitting is ultimately going to be average, but defense and baserunning wise he is probably no hyperbole the worst everyday LF in baseball.

they could stand to do a lot better in that area, yes.

[Rome]

He's all but useless now.  Horrendous at-bat with one out and men on 1st & 2nd.  Lets a fastball split the plate, then chases two change-ups off the plate.

Good job, Rauuuuuuuuuuuuul.

[Rome]

GRIT

[ice grillin you]

how farging awful was mccarthys voice and cadence during that cliff lee promo thing...my god i wanna kill myself