The religion thread.

[PhillyGirl]

Yeah, I've seen one of those dead fetus versions before. Something is seriously loose in these people.

It's like a defense mechanism for overcoming the fact that they themselves should have been aborted...and saved us all from their nonsense.

[Eagaholic]

Instead of whitewashing 5/21/11 they should just have had a changeable number plate. Didn't that guy say he made another miscalculation and would have a new date coming out later? He raised several million to spread the word about the last prediction.

[ice grillin you]

several million a couple suicides and one murder

[Geowhizzer]

so someone explain "jews for jesus"

Messianic Jews - or, more simply, Jews that accept the divinity of Christ.  Ethnic Jews who continue to practice Jewish customs while embracing the Christian religion.

[Geowhizzer]

Instead of whitewashing 5/21/11 they should just have had a changeable number plate. Didn't that guy say he made another miscalculation and would have a new date coming out later? He raised several million to spread the word about the last prediction.

Digital board would make it easy.

[Eagaholic]

That would be convenient, we'd always know how many shopping days til the end of the world.

[Diomedes]

[ice grillin you]

sweet

[Tomahawk]

At a bar the other night, some girl told me the bible says don't eat red meat. After calling bullshtein, she either pulled a passage from the bible she has downloaded on her phone or googled the shtein on yahoo, but whatever the source, that's a pretty farging loose interpretation of something like "don't spill blood on the altar".

I still didn't quit talking to her until she said she's been celibate for 8 months

[Sgt PSN]

There's bible apps for iphone, and I assume other smartphones as well. 

[SD]

At a bar the other night, some girl told me the bible says don't eat red meat. After calling bullshtein, she either pulled a passage from the bible she has downloaded on her phone or googled the shtein on yahoo, but whatever the source, that's a pretty farging loose interpretation of something like "don't spill blood on the altar".

I still didn't quit talking to her until she said she's been celibate for 8 months

The Essenes (Dead Sea Scrolls) were vegans. Many believed Jesus was an Essene because they both hold the same beliefs. There are some ancient texts that point to Jesus possibly being an Essene.

[Eagaholic]

At a bar the other night, some girl told me the bible says don't eat red meat. After calling bullshtein, she either pulled a passage from the bible she has downloaded on her phone or googled the shtein on yahoo, but whatever the source, that's a pretty farging loose interpretation of something like "don't spill blood on the altar".

I still didn't quit talking to her until she said she's been celibate for 8 months

The Essenes (Dead Sea Scrolls) were vegans. Many believed Jesus was an Essene because they both hold the same beliefs. There are some ancient texts that point to Jesus possibly being an Essene.

I'm beginning to think there might be something to this being vegan, as I remember the story of God raining down manna from heaven to feed the people. He could of just as easily rained down cheese steaks upon them, which would have been awesome, but He didn't and there must be a reason for this.

Btw Tomahawk, maybe that chick was an Adventist, they are Christians whose preferred diet is vegetarian.

[Diomedes]

What you need to find is the sect of Christians whose preferred diet is modest middle american cock.

[General_Failure]

So, fundamentalists who run gay deprogramming camps?

[SD]

What you need to find is the sect of Christians whose preferred diet is modest middle american cock.

http://www.gaychristian.net/

Bam